Sep-30-2008, 12:16 PM
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Name: Devlin Vessel: Blood Location: Olympia Job:Mole Hunter | OT, but too funny not to share...
A few months ago my wife and I were asked if we'd like to have a St. Bernard dog- rescue sort of thing. Having a 110lb Malamute, we thought ok, we'll give it a try- it'll be like a new buddy for our bud. Here's Belle  Here's our boy- Skylar  So, in comes the new dog. At first Skylar was kinda "stand-offish", but warmed to the idea of having another dog around. Oh yeah, Skylar is 7 and was clipped early on. I come home one night on the 2nd or 3rd day to find that Skylar has found his "special purpose" and was humping the shit out of his new friend.  At first I was proud of my boy getting his first piece of ass, but after the 4th day of HUMPFEST 2008, it started to be kinda sad and he probably had the worst case of "what used to be balls" blue balls.  He couldn't stop. 24hrs a day!!! He turned into a sexual deviate! Ok, Ok, somewhat like his dad, but it really was sad after the 4th HUMPFEST day. So Belle had to go. Called the owner and asked that he come get the dog. I'm leaving out many details, but you get the point... Fast forward a month and I come home one night and Skylar's sitting- panting at me and I happen to notice something odd in his mouth. Sort of a white-raspberry looking thing under his tongue. Called my wife and said that we needed to get him into the Vet. Fearing cancer, we opted to have it removed and waited for the biopsy. Found out yesterday that it's HPV. In case you don't know what that is, it's the virus that causes cervical cancer and warts. THAT DIRTY BAVARIAN BITCH GAVE OUR DOG WARTS!!! Figures, his first piece of ass would be a whore.
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I gotz a feev'ah..
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