Washington State Fishing Thread, What does not go in your Rod Holder in Fishing Reports; What does not go in your Rod Holder
A. Your Penis
B. Fuel
If you picked B you are a ...  | | 
Aug-17-2008, 11:37 AM
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#1 | | kwik-'sä-tik
Name: Quixotic like exotic but a little stranger Vessel: 2008 Seaswirl 3301 Striper 2x 250 Yamaha Location: WA Job:CAD
Posts: 852
| What does not go in your Rod Holder
What does not go in your Rod Holder
A. Your Penis
B. Fuel
If you picked B you are a pervert. If you picked A you are a dumbass like me.
My Fuel inlet and rear Port rod holder are inches from each other. I post this in the hope it will prevent another mistake like this. I pulled up to the fuel dock and tied off. I open the fuel inlet and went to look for the attendant. Nobody was around. After few minutes the attendant showed. I got back in the boat and the attendant handed me the fuel hose. I turned and stuck the nozzle in the HOLE. If I had done this with a girlfriend I would have had immediate feedback! As it was I looked down and screamed at myself WTF! I will pull the boat and bring it home to drain the bilge. About 2 gallons. No OPEN FLAMES around my boat PLEASE!  
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Aug-17-2008, 11:45 AM
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#2 | | Ignorant Sheep Farmer
Name: Lee Age: 57 Vessel: 3' Too Short Location: Still in Oregon Job:Leach on Society
Posts: 2,857
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And you are man enough tell us this, good for you!
Although I ocasionaly step on my dick I don't ever remember sticking it in a rod holder
even to, 
This happens too often and it can cause very bad things to happen to your boat, fortunately having outboards eliminate most of the ignition sources.
I'd suggest dumping bilge cleaner and warm/hot water in the bilge, soak for a few hours, drain her and letting her air out for several days. Green Tip of the Day, don't let the bilg water get to a storm drain Put an oil absorbent pad in a 5ga bucket and drain the bilge into the bucket. Dump the bilge water down your sewer and properly dispose of the pad. | |
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Aug-17-2008, 11:51 AM
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#3 | | cause I eat alot of beans
Name: Kurt Age: 43 Vessel: 30ft Grady CC Location: PV, mx via Edmonds Wa Job:Esperanza Sportfishing
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Yeah, thanks for the heads up.......been there, done that myself and got lucky like you and didn't blow me and my dads ass to kingdom come. I ended up with about 8gls in my bilge.....scary to say the least, and I had to do it with my dad on board that day also...real proud of his dumbass son that day I tell you. good for posting it, maybe it will make somebody pay just that little bit of attention. I always do!!!
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Aug-17-2008, 01:31 PM
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#4 | | Captain
Name: mark Age: 47 Vessel: triumph 215 cc Location: oak hills ca. Job:construction
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the girlfriend analogy was great....
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Aug-17-2008, 02:06 PM
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#5 | | Daddy's Home!!!! Bonk!!!!
Name: Charlie Vessel: 250 AJ Location: Port Orchard Wa, USA Job:Protein Specialist Sysco Seattle, Alaska. Bio: Day by day systematically putting the Turd Hustlers and Cat Grinders out of Business!
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My last trip to Canada a guy in an Alaska Bulkhead Trophy pumped 50 gals in his bilge at the local gas station and then drove into Island Wests parking lot with the Bilge pump spewing fuel into the parking Lot! Scary, but luckily the Bilge pumps operate and pump fuel out without igniting the fuel. Must be part of the safety measures specified in manufacturing. In comes the Fire Dept. to clean up the mess and pump his bilge! You were lucky to see your mistake so Quickly!
And two days later a guy who I have seen up there before walked up to my boat at the Eagle Marine fuel dock and told me he pumped 40 gals. in his rod holder and had to hand pump it all out, and buy 15 gals of commercial bilge cleaner.
These made a marked impression on ME!!!!! Expensive Mistake!!!!
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Aug-17-2008, 02:30 PM
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#6 | | Ignorant Sheep Farmer
Name: Lee Age: 57 Vessel: 3' Too Short Location: Still in Oregon Job:Leach on Society
Posts: 2,857
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RtB,
Bilge pumps are sealed and most marine electric and electronics are ignition protected but it only takes a small spark and no more boat.
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Aug-17-2008, 03:40 PM
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#7 | | Damn Bats !
Name: Karl Age: 45 Vessel: Which one ? Location: PQ Job:N/A Bio: Certified Lesbian , Starting off with some licking followed by the shocker, throw in a donkey punch and finish with a filthy sanchez
Posts: 14,546
| Quote:
Originally Posted by Quixotic  What does not go in your Rod Holder
A. Your Penis
B. Fuel
If you picked B you are a pervert. If you picked A you are a dumbass like me.
My Fuel inlet and rear Port rod holder are inches from each other. I post this in the hope it will prevent another mistake like this. I pulled up to the fuel dock and tied off. I open the fuel inlet and went to look for the attendant. Nobody was around. After few minutes the attendant showed. I got back in the boat and the attendant handed me the fuel hose. I turned and stuck the nozzle in the HOLE. If I had done this with a girlfriend I would have had immediate feedback! As it was I looked down and screamed at myself WTF! I will pull the boat and bring it home to drain the bilge. About 2 gallons. No OPEN FLAMES around my boat PLEASE! |
So your saying if you stick your dick in the rod holder you're a dumbass like you and if you try to fuel up the tank using the rod holder you're a pervert  I missed something somewhere
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Aug-17-2008, 03:45 PM
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#8 | | Registered User
Name: Dan Vessel: 23' Blackman Billfisher, Bimini Twist Location: Newport Beach Job:Feed the fish
Posts: 414
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You're not the first to do this and you certainly won't be the last. Good call on pulling the boat. If that fuel touched the water, the ticket is $$$!!
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Aug-17-2008, 03:58 PM
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#9 | | Registered User
Name: Ron Vessel: 20' Trophy Splittailz Location: Milf Street,Wa Job:Why Work?
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Wow that would be the first time I have ever heard that one and now there are more. Dang I hope I don't ever do that and glad ya caught it!!
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Aug-17-2008, 04:01 PM
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#10 | | Captain
Name: Art Age: 39 Vessel: 40' Luhrs Convertible, Luhr'd Away Location: San Pedro/ Victorville Job:Elevator Service/Repair
Posts: 2,888
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Simple Green works well to nutralize the gas.
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Aug-17-2008, 04:03 PM
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#11 | | Captain
Name: Art Age: 39 Vessel: 40' Luhrs Convertible, Luhr'd Away Location: San Pedro/ Victorville Job:Elevator Service/Repair
Posts: 2,888
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Originally Posted by Az.monkey So your saying if you stick your dick in the rod holder you're a dumbass like you and if you try to fuel up the tank using the rod holder you're a pervert I missed something somewhere | I caught that too, but choose not to bring it up. Already has egg on his face.
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Aug-17-2008, 04:08 PM
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#12 | | Registered User
Name: teddya2 Age: 44 Vessel: invader 20- Bikini Bottom Location: san diego Job:teacher Bio: duct tape will fix it....
Posts: 590
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I guess I should have cum clean......actually it was "B"....too embarrassed to reveal the truth in a post.....after some liquid started coming out the the back side drain holes, I thought what the hell...looked over the rail and the deck was covered about 1/2 inch....4+ gallons of gas......thought oh man all I need is a short spark and it's over........figured hasmat would be called if I said something to the gas man so I took off...gas evaporates real fast, so down the road I went.......that won't happen again.......check off---forgot drain plug and gas in the rod holder........hey, anything once right ?????????????????
Please don't start shitting on me for letting it hit the road...it evaporated before it hit the curb......
Last edited by teddya2; Aug-17-2008 at 04:11 PM.
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