Oregon Fishing Thread, Best whale pic ever---- in Fishing Reports; Originally Posted by Gil Marlin
Whales make me sick too...
I know what you mean!
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Oct-19-2009, 10:49 AM
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#25 | | Registered User
Name: Pete Vessel: 26' Pacific Boat Location: Woodland, WA Job:Fishing Guide
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Originally Posted by Gil Marlin  Whales make me sick too... | I know what you mean!
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Oct-19-2009, 10:56 AM
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#26 | | Nalu Charters
Name: Mike Vessel: Grady White Sailfish Location: Depoe Bay, OR Job:charter
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I've seen people hold their hands over their mouths to avoid puking in the cabin, only to have it come blowing out both nostrils. Talk about clearing sinuses....
Do I have sympathy for pukers? Sure I do. I myself puked plenty of times as a kid on our commercial boat. Puked almost every first trip of the summer when I was little. Had days when I got no sleep and held my head over the rail just like anybody else...... There's no humor in a nice individual that came fishing only to find out they get sea-sick.... that is a real bummer, and I do my best to help them get over it... I carry sea bands, talk them through it, provide bottled water, etc....
The humor, as mentioned above, comes mostly from the big tough guys that come aboard in the morning giving other people crap about getting sick, or talking about how they are going to show everyone else how to fish. That, or your buddies that stayed out drinking all night and now can't get off the deck because they are worthless pukers. THAT is some funny shit. I don't care who you are, when one of your fishing friends that decided to ring the bell last night is scraping his tongue on the rail on a snotty ocean, there's only one thing to say...... Why the hell aren't you helping out!? Get it together puke-boy!
A couple years ago I went out with Seelicious and Seely the day after the OTC Garibaldi event, and I barely managed to keep it together. The only thing that kept it in check was the writer from Sportfishing being on the boat....
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Oct-19-2009, 10:20 PM
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#27 | | Bluewater Calls To Me
Name: Todd Schwartz Vessel: 28' Albemarle Express, ISO KALA Location: Snohomish, WA USA or Westport in summer Job:Highly Sophisticated Fish Terminator Sent Back In Time To Change The Future For Some Lucky Fish
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The best was when Cornfed, after a greasy breakfast, farted in his Grunden's bibs and they gave him the full chimney effect. He caught one good wiff, then chummed his guts out. Truley classic!
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Oct-20-2009, 08:39 AM
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#28 | | Grip it n' Rip it
Name: Ted Vessel: 17', Lund, Location: Tigard, Oregon Job:Analyst
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Originally Posted by Tower Todd The best was when Cornfed, after a greasy breakfast, farted in his Grunden's bibs and they gave him the full chimney effect. He caught one good wiff, then chummed his guts out. Truley classic! | Oh something must have crawled in there and died. I've sent people screaming from the tent in the middle of the night, but never farted so bad I made myself puke - now that there takes the cow pie!
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Oct-20-2009, 09:31 AM
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#29 | | Talk's cheap, buy some...
Name: gil Age: 57 Vessel: 19.655' Aluminum Location: Laguna Percebu Baja Norte Job:Turd Polisher... Bio: Eat, Drink and be Mary...
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Originally Posted by Seefood Man | Sperm whale??? 
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Oct-20-2009, 11:38 AM
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#30 | | Nalu Charters
Name: Mike Vessel: Grady White Sailfish Location: Depoe Bay, OR Job:charter
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Originally Posted by Tower Todd The best was when Cornfed, after a greasy breakfast, farted in his Grunden's bibs and they gave him the full chimney effect. He caught one good wiff, then chummed his guts out. Truley classic! | How can anyone witnessing that not laugh? I don't care who you are, that's funny.
I once witnessed a customer with their rain slicker with hood and bill zipped all the way up with only her eyes visible, desperately try to get the zipper down....yank....yank.....yank.......then the technicolor yawn... As the stream hit the slicker on the inside, it went vertical up, past her eyes that were now hidden behind the veil of an inverse puke waterfall, then deflect off the bill of the slicker to project outward and down.....
Apparently loosened by the lubricating qualities of gastro-intestinal fluid, once the  bath stopped, the zipper on the jacket worked smoothly to reveal a nice white cashmere sweater destined for the garbage can.
Now.....did I feel bad for her? Yes, of course I did.... But you tell me.....was that funny?
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Oct-20-2009, 01:31 PM
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#31 | | Ignorant Sheep Farmer
Name: Lee Age: 57 Vessel: 3' Too Short Location: Still in Oregon Job:Leach on Society
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Originally Posted by Gil Marlin Sperm whale??? | Looks more like a mature humpfront to me.
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Oct-22-2009, 04:44 PM
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#32 | | Grip it n' Rip it
Name: Ted Vessel: 17', Lund, Location: Tigard, Oregon Job:Analyst
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Originally Posted by Gil Marlin Sperm whale??? | That is one hell of a muffin top
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Oct-24-2009, 08:31 PM
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#33 | | SHUT UP AND FISH
Name: Brook Vessel: 2901 Striper, 21' North River , Location: Depoe Bay Oregon Job:Forklift Sales
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Originally Posted by Stickfish That is one hell of a muffin top | Come on Ted I know that turns you on 
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