Oregon Fishing Thread, Best whale pic ever---- in Fishing Reports; Originally Posted by Hale Nalu
I gotta be totally honest here.... watching people puke on the ocean is almost always ...  | | 
Oct-16-2009, 04:11 PM
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#13 | | Captain
Name: Axel Vessel: n/a Location: USA Job:slave
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Originally Posted by Hale Nalu  I gotta be totally honest here.... watching people puke on the ocean is almost always some of the funniest shit there is. Big burly guys whimpering like knee socked, skirt wearing little girls while their wives catch fish and hand them water to clean the bile out of their teeth.
Stories....so many good stories.....
Fucking pukers. | .....may you get a huge case of food poisoning..... 
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Oct-16-2009, 04:22 PM
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#14 | | Doctor Death
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Originally Posted by jpfilippi .....may you get a huge case of food poisoning..... | x2
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Oct-16-2009, 04:36 PM
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#15 | | team bassboyz
Name: Evan Age: 18 Vessel: Boston Whaler Montauk 170 - Ghost-E-2, 70ft. Lydia sportfisher - Vertigo, 38ft. Canaveral sportfisher - Afishinado, 24ft. Sea Pro - Mojo, Location: sometimes Avalon, sometimes mainland, mostly fishing the banks, kelp and harbors Job:deckhand, pursuer of all things bass Bio: fishing is what I do. I am as happy standing in the tower all day looking for something with a bill, as I am working a plastic in the bays
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Originally Posted by Hale Nalu I gotta be totally honest here.... watching people puke on the ocean is almost always some of the funniest shit there is. Big burly guys whimpering like knee socked, skirt wearing little girls while their wives catch fish and hand them water to clean the bile out of their teeth.
Stories....so many good stories.....
Fucking pukers. | happens all the time
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Oct-18-2009, 11:11 AM
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#16 | | Registered User
Name: Pete Vessel: 26' Pacific Boat Location: Woodland, WA Job:Fishing Guide
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That's some funny shit right there!
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Oct-18-2009, 11:13 AM
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#17 | | Registered User
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Originally Posted by Rubberhook2 I would have given $5 if the guy could have sucked that back up before it touched the water... |  That's some funny shit right there!
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Oct-18-2009, 11:32 AM
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#18 | | Talk's cheap, buy some...
Name: gil Age: 57 Vessel: 19.655' Aluminum Location: Laguna Percebu Baja Norte Job:Turd Polisher... Bio: Eat, Drink and be Mary...
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Whales make me sick too...
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Oct-18-2009, 08:14 PM
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#19 | | Registered User
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When you spend a lot of time on the water with customers, you see some pretty interesting cases of seasickness.
I once saw a guy puke out his dentures. I have almost always taken pity on folks that get sick.
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Oct-18-2009, 08:16 PM
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#20 | | Team MoFish
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Originally Posted by Keta I've been known to get "dock sick" when the boat was tied to the dock but it's from the diesel fumes. | Shit Keta, I watched you get dock sick and we was 2 blocks from the water 
Hale Nalu...nuthn funnier than watching a 6ft 5in guy talkn smack leavin the dock and then an hour later after the bar crossing, he is laying in his own puke cryin for his momma and offering you his youngest daughter to take him back to the dock
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Oct-18-2009, 09:18 PM
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#21 | | Ignorant Sheep Farmer
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Shit Keta, I watched you get dock sick and we was 2 blocks from the water | That was not fun!
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Oct-19-2009, 03:01 AM
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#22 | | Boat ho'
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I try to save my puking for the morning after...
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Oct-19-2009, 06:43 AM
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#23 | | Registered User
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When they start voiding from all the orifices, at once, it stops being funny, or when they miss the crapper all together and you discover a surprise when it's your turn.
Kinda takes the fun out of it
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Oct-19-2009, 07:42 AM
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#24 | | That A Boy...
Name: Tim Age: 47 Vessel: None Location: San Clemente Job:Will refinance your home for food...
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Originally Posted by Northern when they miss the crapper all together and you discover a surprise when it's your turn.
Kinda takes the fun out of it | That's bad, but nothing trumps the Peanut Butter Shotgun explosion that totally misses the target.
They don't pay the crew enough to go in and "remedy" those situations...
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