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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Question for those who may know.....

Why is it that some days you can wipe your ass 100 times and still not get it all?






Today is not a good day!
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

I can think of no better man to refine the art of ass-wipe-ology. Go get-um, Brandon!


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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

Is this about "cleaning house" on BD?
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

Paging Dr. Kermit Fang
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:25 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

aka....swamp ass. Must be the heat
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

in which direction are your wipes? what was the size the legnth and the girth of the task at hand? Two ply or single? What did you have for lunch? I need more details before comming to a opinion.
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:29 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

I've always wondered - How do blind people know when they are done wiping their ass? Taste test?
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:30 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Why is it that some days you can wipe your ass 100 times and still not get it all?






Today is not a good day!


congrats, sounds like time well spent
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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all that KY must make things pretty greasy down there brandon....
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:31 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

Use a higher grit...or get one of these.
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:38 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Try a spoon first
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:49 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

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Why is it that some days you can wipe your ass 100 times and still not get it all?






Today is not a good day!

I am so fucking tired of the negativity that this SALUKI guy spews forth onto Bloody Decks!

Please stop posting such worthless threads.



Sincerely

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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:50 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Paging Dr. Kermit Fang
Fang here
Your diagnosis is PDS (Pezz Dispenser Syndrome)
For the time being, professionally speaking. Your fucked.
I prescribe this. One table spoon with juice three times daily.
After three day’s you will be blessed with NWR (No Wipe Required)
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:51 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Re: Question for those who may know.....

I'm sorry. Apparently I bought my dog for the wrong reason. (Funny, she’s never complained.)
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Old Jul-26-2007, 10:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Prairie Doggin' it again Eh Saluki???
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