Nonsense Anything Boards Thread, Military friends VS. Civilian friends in Everything Else; Military V.S. Civilian friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 ...  | | 
Nov-15-2006, 12:03 PM
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| Military friends VS. Civilian friends
Military V.S. Civilian friends
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
Military FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
Military FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that
no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points
and an E & E route.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Military FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked
up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your
pussy.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Military FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who
bought it in the first place.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and
leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will listen to your relatioship problems and hope it works
out for you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will listen to you over a long hard road march, and will
help you straighten it out better than Dr. Phil.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
Military FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl behind your back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Have spooned with you in the field more than your girl
has, and would never even think about doing that.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Military FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
Military FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out
of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on
the way out.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and
are sorry you couldn't come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and
try to steal free drinks all night.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
enough.
Military FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste..
That's alcohol abuse!!!"
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
Military FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later
"okay just one more".
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Military FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
Military FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this
Military FRIENDS: Will repost this
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Nov-15-2006, 12:11 PM
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#2 | | You're no daisy
Name: Charles aka "Ben" Age: 42 Vessel: 15' Tupperware Sloop Location: With your wife Job:Bit Twiddler
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Nov-15-2006, 12:52 PM
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#3 | | Back to basics.
Name: Adam Age: 42 Vessel: Seaswirl Striper 2301WA; Ustafish: USS Pasadena SSN 752 Location: Winslow, Maine Job:Working for Johnny Appleseed Bio: Checked out, but can never leave.
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Great post. All true. My favorite: Quote:
Originally Posted by nannymouse  CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.
Military FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your
pussy. |
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Nov-15-2006, 02:43 PM
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#4 | | Damn Bats !
Name: Michael Age: 29 Vessel: Ho Location: Fountain Valley, CA Job:They call me "Sparky" Bio: Wanna be fish killer and boat ho.
Posts: 2,970
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Originally Posted by nannymouse CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Military FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!! |
So true. gunz Death_To_
__________________ Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave anything that can be traced back to you.  Boat Ho #54 on 'the list' | |
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Nov-15-2006, 02:55 PM
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#5 | | The finger in the Dyke!
Name: Stan Vessel: Back to looking Location: LEMON GROVE SUCKS BABY Job:Bringin the roots back to BD
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Very true!
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Been there Done that 
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Nov-15-2006, 02:58 PM
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#6 | | Don't ask
Name: Daryl Age: 46 Vessel: 29' Pro-line, The Four D's Location: Chula Vista Job:IT Manager Bio: Retired Navy SCPO
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Soo true. I've got sea stories that line up with most of those points.
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Nov-15-2006, 03:23 PM
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#7 | | Moderate
Name: Matt Age: 33 Vessel: I'm just a 1/2 day deckhand... Location: Haze Grey and Underway... Job:U.S.N/ Exiled deckhand on the Daily Double and Point Loma...Currently stranded in HI(:D) Bio: I fish the world over, one duty station at a time...
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I've done or been on the receiving end of most of those this month....  | |
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Nov-15-2006, 03:29 PM
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#8 | | The big cocked one.
Name: Morreen O'Donnell Vessel: .... Location: N.32-40.706',W117-16.554' Job:...
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Originally Posted by Smudge I've done or been on the receiving end of most of those this month.... |
Yeah right!!!!!!You are a complete queer.
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Nov-15-2006, 03:35 PM
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#9 | | Moderate
Name: Matt Age: 33 Vessel: I'm just a 1/2 day deckhand... Location: Haze Grey and Underway... Job:U.S.N/ Exiled deckhand on the Daily Double and Point Loma...Currently stranded in HI(:D) Bio: I fish the world over, one duty station at a time...
Posts: 6,572
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Takes one to know one.
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Nov-15-2006, 04:10 PM
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#10 | | The big cocked one.
Name: Morreen O'Donnell Vessel: .... Location: N.32-40.706',W117-16.554' Job:...
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Originally Posted by Smudge Takes one to know one. | Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one
Queer.
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Nov-15-2006, 04:30 PM
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Name: Matt Age: 33 Vessel: I'm just a 1/2 day deckhand... Location: Haze Grey and Underway... Job:U.S.N/ Exiled deckhand on the Daily Double and Point Loma...Currently stranded in HI(:D) Bio: I fish the world over, one duty station at a time...
Posts: 6,572
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Originally Posted by byeye Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one Takes one to know one
Queer. | Typical...  | |
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Nov-15-2006, 04:44 PM
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#12 | | The big cocked one.
Name: Morreen O'Donnell Vessel: .... Location: N.32-40.706',W117-16.554' Job:...
Posts: 5,739
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Originally Posted by Smudge Typical... | Typical queer reply with the rolleyes...............Gosh I don't know why he is talking like this to me. Maybe it's cause you are a queer. Go ahead and hide behind that baby face...........
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