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Old Nov-09-2006, 03:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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All about my grandpa

Wrote this little deal while trying to think of what my broke ass could get for my grandpa on his 72nd birthday today.



My Grandpa has trouble seeing,
But he can easily tell right from wrong

And you know grandpa can’t shoot very straight,

He misses his family and friends all the time



He didn’t get a college education either,I reckon that’s why he doesn’t know the meaning of the word quit

But you know how little he exercises,


Yet he runs across people he knows all the time


For that matter he’s pretty thick skinned at times,

He has the calluses to prove he worked to get that way

He’s got a known heart problem,

He opens it to everyone he meets
I guess I wouldn’t call him a hunter either,
then again I can’t remember the last time he didn’t find what he was looking for

He’s 72 and a child at heart,

loves to kid around with everybody

He may never be a teacher,

but he’ll show a rusty bolt a thing or 2

He is and always will be a fireman,

which means he knows we’ll never safely fit 72 lit candles on a cake

He’s a husband, a father, a grandfather, and a friend and for that we all love him dearly. Happy birthday Grandpa
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Old Nov-09-2006, 03:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: All about my grandpa

Happy birthday Grandpa
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Old Nov-09-2006, 03:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: All about my grandpa

Dude your missing your calling.
You should write greeting cards!
That there was FANFUCKINTASTICK.
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Old Nov-09-2006, 04:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Chance that was great. Pm me now that I'am in Plano maybe we can hook up and hit the gulf of Mex sometime.
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Old Nov-09-2006, 04:36 PM   #5 (permalink)
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vey cool bro !!!!!
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Old Nov-09-2006, 04:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well said Chance and a very Happy Birthday to gramps
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Old Nov-09-2006, 04:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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When you do something like that from the heart Chance, there is no amont of money that can be any better.

Curtis.........

The boat Hanna.........
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Old Nov-09-2006, 04:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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that rocks chance!
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Old Nov-09-2006, 05:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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nice job man,
I know how important grandpa can be. Mine taught me how to fish, took me fishing on his boat every summer, all summer. My dream was to get my own boat and take him out fishing. I got to do that this summer. Flew him out from the east coast and we got a huge halibut. The boat could sink now for all I care. I got that moment.
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Old Nov-09-2006, 05:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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nice job hillbilly
didn't know you had it in 'ya.......
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Old Nov-09-2006, 05:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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[quote=fishin4fun;544202]Wrote this little deal while trying to think of what my broke ass could get for my grandpa on his 72nd birthday today.


Chance, that is your birthday present!!!
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Old Nov-09-2006, 05:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: All about my grandpa

Nice!

Chance, if you have a photo of you & he, frame it with the note above and give it to him.

Cost to print = $.98
Frame = $4.00

You can find that in a couch seat or perhaps Brandon's doctor can retrieve the funds from a special place later in the week for you.

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Old Nov-09-2006, 06:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Damn Chance... your much to sensitive to have been a grunt...

I'm betting you were really in the Chaplain Corp with the Navy!!!

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Old Nov-09-2006, 06:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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wtg Chance. it's good you got each other and appreciate it too. some don't. glad you're still around.
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Old Nov-09-2006, 06:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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happy bday granpa
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