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*** DSC Skit: Poked from Behind ***

View Poll Results: Has it ever happened to you?
Did you like it? 1 25.00%
Would you ask for it again? 1 25.00%
Screamed like a girl & slapped the bitch silly!!! 3 75.00%
I want STAN to give it to me.... 2 50.00%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 4. You may not vote on this poll

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Old Jan-21-2006, 04:29 PM   #1
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Talking *** DSC Skit: Poked from Behind ***

So I heard this on the best of DSC this morning and thought about you HOMOS here...

The question is: While having sex, have you ever been surprised by your girlfriend or wife, by being poked in the A-Hole with one of HER TOYS???

Did you like it?

(In Pickleboy or JohnnyB's case, The question might sound like this:
Have you ever been poked in the ASS by Stan (Surfdoc) or Az.Monkey???


Inquiring minds wanna know.
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Old Jan-21-2006, 04:50 PM   #2
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Re: *** DSC Skit: Poked from Behind ***

Finger maybe; but toy??? Maybe she was trying to tell him something:

"Okay Pickleboy, my boyfriend has a dick that's twice this size... Do you think you can handle it? If not you're fucking out of here thumb dick."

You need to re-assess your poll to take into account that not all of us are FUCKING GAY!!! so that anyone that answers is Hummerdude... BTW, someone told me that a man massage doesn't require your wife's "toys".

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Old Jan-21-2006, 05:11 PM   #3
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And we have reached a new low......
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Old Jan-21-2006, 06:47 PM   #4
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That WAS funny.

"Sneak Attack!"


Saluki's over there taking notes, I see....



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Old Jan-21-2006, 07:25 PM   #5
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I think the poll results are pretty funny. 42 views at this point and nobody wants to own up to it. 100% of the 95%ers are in the closet!
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Old Jan-21-2006, 07:55 PM   #6
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for the record i am a

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Old Jan-23-2006, 04:02 PM   #7
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Rimmers are a good thing Mmmmmkay!



Does a self induced reach-a-round intrusion during sex count?
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Old Jan-23-2006, 04:56 PM   #8
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My girlfriend managed the Hustler store on Sunset in Hollywood. She made suggestions but no toy ever passed my secret place. Now she has a respectable 9-5 job and we only do it missinary style. :Lets_do_i beaver


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Old Jan-23-2006, 05:25 PM   #9
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Does my doctor count?
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Old Jan-23-2006, 05:33 PM   #10
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Quote:
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Does my doctor count?
Only if it you two were offshore when it happened
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Old Jan-24-2006, 07:07 AM   #11
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I always ask the doctor to use garden gloves when he checks my prostrate. They have little pleasure bumps on them.:asshole:
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