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Old Jan-11-2006, 04:28 PM   #1
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Angry Retard drivers

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People need to learn how to fucking drive on the freeway. I am talking about all the fucking black chicks on their cell phones, mexicans with their entire families in their shitty minivans, soccermoms, asians, and the fucking retard towing the trailer of ATV's and dirtbikes.

THE LEFT LANE ON THE FREEWAY IS THE FAST/PASSING LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is not the lane for you to cruise along in while you pick your fucking nose or act oblivious to the rest of the world. If you want to do 60-65 move the FUCK OVER!!!!!!!! :104167739

If the cars on the right of you are moving faster than you, MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!!!!!!!! :104167739

Use your fucking mirrors, if you see a car coming up behind you that is moving faster than you and you are not passing cars on your right or the lane to your right is open, MOVE THE FUCK OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :104167739

All you are doing is fucking up traffic on the freeways. It is not your job to make everyone go 65. If I want to go 68, 70, 75 hell even 145 I will do it and it is not your job to try to slow people down. That is the job of the CHP. Don't feel self righteous because you go 65 and not a bit over.

It is unsafe for people to have to pass you on the right. Traffic will actually move better if you only move into the left lane to pass.

This also applies to the carpool lane. If you are not going faster than the cars to your right then you have NO FUCKING RIGHT TO BE IN THE CARPOOL LANE!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad I don't carry a gun in my car or there would be a mounting body count on my daily commute to work everyday.

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Old Jan-11-2006, 04:35 PM   #2
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Need some ludes & D-CAF!!!!
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Old Jan-11-2006, 04:38 PM   #3
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They ain't worth getting all upset about. Go around the motherfuckers and forget about 'em.
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Old Jan-11-2006, 04:42 PM   #4
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God damn I am so glad I don't have to commute anymore, but I more than understand.
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Old Jan-11-2006, 04:52 PM   #5
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I have a lovely 20 mile commute from Torrance to downtown LA everday. I can't wait until I move to SD.
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Old Jan-11-2006, 04:54 PM   #6
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One word: ANGER MANAGEMENT! wait, that's two right?

Oh, and you forgot to mention the people readin while driving WTF!?
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Old Jan-11-2006, 04:55 PM   #7
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Marcus, I feel your pain bro. I drive from Long Beach to Hollywood everyday and this shit kills on a daily basis.
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Old Jan-11-2006, 05:00 PM   #8
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Re: Rertard drivers

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Originally Posted by Afry
One word: ANGER MANAGEMENT! wait, that's two right?

Oh, and you forgot to mention the people readin while driving WTF!?
The funniest thing is if you meet me I am one of the most laid back people in the world and it takes a lot to get me steaming, but put me in my car having to commute behind people who shouldn't have gotten their licenses and I start to really lose my cool. I love driving in Europe when I visit friends and relatives. People over there have a clue and it is a true pleasure to drive there. What we need is more instruction on driving as well as some common sense tips.


You should also plan ahead when to get off the freeway. If you have a mile to go before your exit start moving over, 100 yds before your exit is not the time to execute the 4 lane change without a blinker.!!!!!!!:104167739
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Old Jan-11-2006, 05:09 PM   #9
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Just have fun with it. Nothing like a good Brake Check....
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Old Jan-11-2006, 05:13 PM   #10
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Dude, I totally feel your pain. I routinely drive 200+ miles a day between San Diego, El Centro and Riverside. I deal with these assholes daily. I like to drive 85-90mph and I fucking hate it when those asshole intentionally cut you off and give you the finger like you did something wrong. Or those tough guys that drive 65 in the fast lane and give you the finger as you pass them. I don't participate in road rage or giving the finger, instead I just pass them and keep going. There's only so many hours in a day that I have to get shit done.
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Old Jan-11-2006, 05:21 PM   #11
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It has seriously crossed my mind to install the mother of all fucking bumpers for the front of my truck. Little bitch fags and chicks on phones wait to last second and then cut in line; while I've been waiting patiently. I've never been in a wreck that was my fault, so I can take a blemish on my record and just fucking plow into the back of that POS beemer and knock the phone out of that cunts hand.

but i don't.

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Old Jan-11-2006, 05:26 PM   #12
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Re: Rertard drivers

I live in SD let me tell you about a little experience I had not to long ago.

Just getting on the 5 south for Pac Highway in the slow lane. A guy next to me in the #3 lane got over behind me and went onto the emergency lane and then cut me off. He then looks at me in his rear view mirror and flips me off while nodding his head like he was the coolest guy in the world.

Needles to say I was pissed off and I did something that I shouldnt have. Dont want anyone to think less of me so I am not telling what I did. But felt real good.
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