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Aug-16-2005, 07:12 PM
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#1 | | IshingFa Reakfa
Name: Andrew Allen Age: 47 Vessel: Extreme Location: HB Job:rotomolded paddler/peddler Bio: nothin' special
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| When was the last time you .........
.......shit your pants? Com'on now, be honest. All I have to do is start saying to my kids "On Governor's Island, when I was three years old.." and they stop me from finishing the story.
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Aug-16-2005, 08:18 PM
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#2 | | Captain
Name: Dr. Kermit Fang Age: 49 Vessel: 17ft whaler "Marie-Marie" Location: Oceanside Job:Lithographer
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8/16/05 7:23 A.M.
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Aug-16-2005, 08:20 PM
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#3 | | MLPA S@!& DISTURBER
Name: Dave Moon Age: 42 Vessel: Now boatless and wants to be your HO Location: Lake Elsinore Job:Newly recruited MLPA P.I.A.
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OK.... I'll be man enough to start this off.
It was last month after a trip down to TJ. Got the revenge :_diarrhea ,was driving to work,sneezed...................................... ...........
The rest is history
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Aug-16-2005, 08:31 PM
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Name: Mika Tan Vessel: USS Ditka Location: SFV Job:Personal Assistant to Claudia Polanski
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@ work about 8 yrs. ago, had the flu, really wished I had stayed home after about 1hr and 45min.......................... Not good!!!!
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Aug-16-2005, 08:31 PM
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#5 | | Captain
Name: Harry S. Stamper Vessel: Nope Location: Outside the Orange Curtain... Job:Asteroid Killer
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What time is it?
When they hit the "total" button at Squidco, I might have Sharted a little. Then there was the $3.35 a gallon for diesel in Lone Pine. I'm sure something came out on that one!
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Aug-16-2005, 09:04 PM
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#6 | | Smash it up
Name: Craig Age: 46 Vessel: 22 Glaicer Bay Catamaran Location: HB Job:Alpaca Trainer
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Last month my brother and I drove down to Mulege from HB. We start getting close to the border and my brother start saying he has to take a shit. So we get off the freeway,it's like 3:00 in the morning, no place is open,he's really starting to cry.  Finally we find a Mini Market/Gas station he goes in, he's in there for a long time, finally he comes out and says" I shit my pants". O.K. I say "What do you mean, you got a little shit in your pants?" He grabs some new shorts and goes back in, changes and comes back out. I say "what happened?,what took you so long?". He says "I never made it" I say "what do you mean you never made it?" He tells me he was running for the bathroom, pulling his pants down and shit in the hall,through the door and all over the bathroom. Oh fuck I was laughing so hard. 
All the while the guys running the place were out in the parking lot checking out his bitchen truck he was in there destoying the place.Buck nakid in the hall scooping poop up with paper towels  | |
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Aug-16-2005, 09:07 PM
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Name: Mika Tan Vessel: USS Ditka Location: SFV Job:Personal Assistant to Claudia Polanski
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Get Happy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, anything you want to add?? | |
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Aug-16-2005, 10:11 PM
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#8 | | Fargin groovin
Name: Don Age: 40 Vessel: I Doan need no stinking boat Location: under the sea Job:Ovarian masseur
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That's some funny "shit" Craig
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Aug-16-2005, 10:23 PM
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#9 | | Pro Boat Scrubber
Name: Spooker Vessel: 24' Skipjack FB, 19.5' Glastron SE and a ScupperPro TW Location: Agua Hedionda Job:Putting the "i" in Realty and Keeping BD Moderators Honest.
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I lost a Farting Contest one time.................by default!
Did I mention I was driving a long, lonely stretch of 395 when "it" happened.............by myself!  Not pretty.
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Aug-16-2005, 10:47 PM
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#10 | | Hey...Your Number One!
Name: Pace , ペース様 Age: 39 Vessel: Ez Go golf cart Location: H.B. Job:Sign Monkey Bio: I hit the butter...Power Fade..Can get up and down out of a trash can..
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| took a hemi and wiped my dude
Took Hemi and wiped my Dude. :Poop_and_ Looks like shit, smells like shit it must be shit.... :_diarrhea
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Aug-16-2005, 10:58 PM
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#11 | | Registered User
Name: Hamster Age: 45 Vessel: very soon Location: yo momma's house Job:trynoassatall
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Originally Posted by foxhole Took Hemi and wiped my Dude. :Poop_and_ Looks like shit, smells like shit it must be shit.... :_diarrhea | I once sharted so hard it blew a foxhole in the back of my skivvies
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Aug-16-2005, 11:00 PM
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#12 | | Hey...Your Number One!
Name: Pace , ペース様 Age: 39 Vessel: Ez Go golf cart Location: H.B. Job:Sign Monkey Bio: I hit the butter...Power Fade..Can get up and down out of a trash can..
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