This miserable Flu is fucking killing me

[YO HO ONO]

I feel like Hammered fuck in a wet paper sack, and look even scarier
I'm letting you all know about my bout with the Flu this last week Holy fuck does it just ruin ya.

I made some serious errors, don't make the same mistakes I made

Tuesday I knew I was fucked, I got up and blew chunks 5 minutes later.
being a mecahnical mutherfucker, I figured I'd just fix it myself and save right,
right

I decided to "Flush" my system nothing to drink in the fridge So I figure I'll gas it up to mcdonalds and get a breakfast puck and a 440z sprite

cool that stayed down for an hour, no worries I call my neighbor chick and have her bring me some sprite and some ice Here's where I blew it, I decided to drink and puke and drink and puke I've done this in the past and blown the Flu out in 24 hours.

Not this time, I puked for 18 hours, I was fucking delerious
by the time wed night came, my ribs were so fucking sore from contracting and Hurling that the pain of the ribcage was three fold what the agony of Hurling was I felt like I went 13 rounds with Iron Mike hammering my ribs

Now I've got an upper respiotory infection from having the green stomach biol comming out my fucking nose I guess it got in my lungs

I've got the chills now, and I've apparently lost my voice from having that burning acid upchucked for 18 hours straight I'm in fucking misery now. I can't speak ,I'm trembling and weak in the kness, I have no energy the fucking sheets keep comming off from tossing and turning.

I did get fours of peace when I found a bottle liquid hydrocodone syrup from when I had pneumonia
my fucking head itched so bad from that shit, I felt like I was a junkie

knocks you're ass out, but the side effects, well lets just say unless you like scratching, the side effects overcompensate the healing effects

Today I've got a whole different symptom I'm dizzy and weaker
I really feel like shit this Flu is too fucking much I'm fucking drained
But I think I kicked cigarettes haven't had one in days

[UnReel]

Told you to put the crack pipe down Don . Just kidding bro. Sorry to hear your still down in the dumps , hope you feel better soon.

[Kurt]

Dude get to the doc NOW.

I had that same shit twice condensed into 1 as I never fully got over the first. Lasted 4 months and would probably kill me in my later years.

I've always been told to wait out an upper resp infection cause they are viral BUT then can turn into bacterial and can kill you too. Well after 2 months of getting a little better slowly I caught a monster cold that set it all back into motion again.

First time was exactly what you described, to a tee. Second time was the worst cold I've ever had.
Took 2 rounds of antibiotics and steroids and inhalers. Felt like I was drowning every night from the fluid in my lungs. Couldn't sleep because of the coughing.

I think this El Nino brings it on as 97-98 I had something similar. I've only been that sick twice in 20 years.

Hope you get better soon man, shorten it by seeing a doc.

[Annieo]

I'm home sick today too. Hope you feel better.

[MORGS]

i thought it was bad to drink soda when you are sick?

Isn't gatorade better to replenish all that you have hurled up. don'twant to get worse by getting dehydrated?

I hope that you get better soon! and yeah think you should go see the Doc.

[Squid Vicious]

......same here bro , my fat ass has lost 5lbs in 6 days , probly a good thing except that i look pale and sleepy ( tweeker like ) went to urgent care , got anti's and cough meds , can't take chances since i've had nuemonia twice in the past , if i could only halt the shits , i feel your pain ( literally )

[Its A Keeper]

I have to one up you...

I am recouping from Walking Phuemonia....Its been two weeks now...Still week, tired, couphing up huge loogies every 20 minutes....Nasty ones. green and brown...

Last week I coughed one up while I was sleeping. Almost choked me to death...Talk about a way to wake up....

Took a ton of antibiotics. Finally getting alittle energy back. My throat was raw for about 10 days...

This shit suxs.

[FishStalker]

I had this shit over new years. Didn't leave the house for 4 days. Last year around the same time it turned into pneumonia.

Hope you feel better soon.

[YO HO ONO]

Originally Posted by UnReel

Told you to put the crack pipe down Don . Just kidding bro. Sorry to hear your still down in the dumps , hope you feel better soon.

This is no kidding matter Bro, I never get sick, and I can't even remember the last time I had a cold, let alone the Flu. This is some wicked shit. Crack could be the answer, if I were dead, I'd at least be at peace!

the first night was enough to put a gun to my head, it's like you're laying there delerious while going from hot flash to cold chills, I think i've seen every episiode
of Law and order, producer has the same taste in women as I do I must have boned that tall brunette about fifty times last night :jo:

Now I understand what middle age women must feel like with hot flashes, wholy moly I'm under the covers then next thing I know I'm sprawled out on the cold marble trying to cool off it's just insane

[Mo Betta]

Damn Don, get better soon. Im coming down with it now. Frank

[YO HO ONO]

Dumb shit me, I call my Sister (she's an R.N.) after I get the upper resp infection

She says the key is to try and hold back the urge(yea ok, it was projectile ralphing at it's finest) to upchuck and just sip enough fluids to keep you hydrated not flooded like I did. I woulda have been fine if I woulda just rode it out instead of trying to force it out of my body with a pukathon best part is laying in it tryingf to clean it up fun stuff can't wait til next flu season


it's a communist plot I tell you

[happyhunter]

Hey Don, hope you get better soon. We missed you at Zubies today. Had a big turnout though, even without our leader. I am always glad to see Don "Salsa" there because then I know I'm not the oldest. Take care, Bruce