Just say no If you have a choice. I didn't

drseiler · Jan-23-2009, 08:03 AM

I should have put this into the hunting forum, but then it would seem to real. Question, Have you ever wanted to take your wife and her best friend who she moved into your house for a few months along with her dog target shooting? them being the targets?

I am going insane in a hurry. I have talked to god about this and I hope for the best. Not looking that way for me. I went out to the river shooting with 7 of my best bro's last weekend. That helped,until I got home. I want to leave this weekend again. I hate my home life right now. I know it will all pass but the bitch of the bunch is that no matter what I will be the Asshole in the end. I can deal that because I am an asshole. Just didn't want to be one in this sitch. Thanks for wasting your time reading my sorry for myself rant

sealskinner · Jan-23-2009, 08:06 AM

Welcome to married life D.

wheresmypliers · Jan-23-2009, 08:08 AM

so i take it the friends not hot

Tues · Jan-23-2009, 08:12 AM

You got to love Sal...
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaShH-FSnlI]YouTube - Sal "The Stockbroker" Governale "My Wife" Song Parody[/ame]

ConSeaMate · Jan-23-2009, 08:26 AM

This too will pass...........and will make you a better man!.....

**Saluki** · Jan-23-2009, 08:27 AM

1) Please post picture of wife's friend, even fat ugly women get masterbaited to by someone.
2) Piss on their tooth brushes when they really piss you off and you're seeking silent revenge without confrontation.
3) It could always be worse ................... her friend could be a Bears & Cubs fan.

nmbrinkman · Jan-23-2009, 08:45 AM

I've been there before a couple of years ago. Never again! Played the guest for three or four months. After a week, your no longer a guest. After that you better find out how the dishwasher works and were to find the broom and dustpan. I'll cook but you sure as hell better put your dishes in sink when you're done (without leftovers left on the plate... That's why we have a kitchen trash). There were a ton other examples but I purposely forgot them. Never again!*

*Unless she's hot. Look's get you far in a male dominated environment.

OILAGER · Jan-23-2009, 08:47 AM

This is when having a GF comes in handy....this way you get to stay out of jail and not cum in handy.

Bigfish69 · Jan-23-2009, 08:55 AM

Sorry to hear of your problem. I too had a similar problem, only it was my wifes sister which ended up living with us for a year. Now Gone,,,thank god.

I suggest that you turn the tables on them. Make sure that whatever they do especially your wifes friend does, you think is okay. Even find some enjoyment in talking to her, border line flirting i guess. As soon as your better half (as they say) sees that her friend doesnt bother you in tthe slightest sense, it wont be as fun to have her around. Make sure that you keep your friends close by also, for example. talk to your friends regularly on the phone or in person and when she says you are spending alot of time with your friends and i was thinking of doing somthing together tonight. Tell her you allready have some plans,,,,even if you dont. " I Have some plans with good friends tonight and maybe we can raincheck for another day". Bingo,,,tables are flipped and in no time flat she will be wanting your attention more that her friends. Use caution in this method for it is very powerful, i hope it works for ya and i personally have had success with this tecnique. Remember allways leave her on the edge of her seat,,,,and have fun with it. Go fishing as much as you can!

If all else fails 69R

69R out

marlyn · Jan-23-2009, 09:06 AM

buy a bottle of tequila and have a few drinks with them both,casually bring up a 3 some and tell them how much the thought of 2 women getting it on turns you on.one of two things will happen 1)you get to have sex with both of them(fuck if you have to live with them its only fair)2)your wife will have her friend packing up her shit and moving out post haste

Balboa29 · Jan-23-2009, 09:07 AM

My good friend has a wife from Romainia. Married 5 years now. Romanian sister moved in 6 months ago. Pretty sure she is never going back to Romania but has no work visa. Now he has two girls living in his house that do not pay him any respect and he has to pay for it all. I'll bet in another 5 years they devorce and toss him out of his own house. Internet porn can save a lot of heart break if you know how to use it.

marlyn · Jan-23-2009, 09:09 AM

this also may be the perfect time to read byeyes 3 some post,leave it up on the screen of your computer so your guest and wife can casually come across it...