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Old Oct-02-2008, 01:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Relocated to the Pacific NW- Gig Harbor, WA
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Military Rules

Military Rules (By Service)

Marine Corps Rules:


1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a ‘4.’
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance,or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.


Navy SEAL’s Rules:

1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.


US Army Rangers Rules:

1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from ‘Higher’ to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.


US Army Rules:

1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.


US Air Force Rules :

1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what’s on HBO.
4. Ask ‘What is a gunfight?’
5. Request more funding from Congress with a ‘killer’ Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine ”key’ Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets ’strategic’ and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make
13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.



US Navy Rules:

1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

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Old Oct-02-2008, 05:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Name: Jesse
Age: 30
Vessel: BuonaFortuna 26' Seaswirl Striper
Location: Glendale Ca
Job:Military/Tattoo artist @ Glendale Tattoo
Bio: 30yr old fisherman Husband Father and soldier fighting for our country and fighting to find a fish that will bite =0)
5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. I think thats about the only one that i found to be accurate as well as the airforce and navy ones i wouldnt tell a USNS his job sucked unless you wanted your neck broken..
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Old Oct-02-2008, 09:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oooorah
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Old Oct-02-2008, 09:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So what your point?
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Old Oct-02-2008, 09:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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me ?
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Old Oct-02-2008, 10:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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And God Bless everyone of them for fighting for our freedom so you can sit here and crack jokes!
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Old Oct-02-2008, 11:19 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Age: 30
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Location: Glendale Ca
Job:Military/Tattoo artist @ Glendale Tattoo
Bio: 30yr old fisherman Husband Father and soldier fighting for our country and fighting to find a fish that will bite =0)
If your talking to me Micheal my point is dont be a fucken idiot and disrespect us that have served and put our lives on hold for you to sit here and make jokes about what it is that we do, Sure to some its funny but i did 3 tours of duty one in bosnia and 2 in iraq back to back all infantry all Combat Tours and i found nothing funny about them if your a service memeber and your cracking jokes its one thing but if you havent done shit but sit and play video games and claim to know what wars about dont. And as for you Randy we do it for people like you that appreciate us being out there despite what ones feelings on the war are. Much Respect to my fellow brothers in arms..
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Old Oct-02-2008, 11:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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WORD! Thanks for your service Jesse. Your sacrifices are appreciated!
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Old Oct-02-2008, 11:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Job:Military/Tattoo artist @ Glendale Tattoo
Bio: 30yr old fisherman Husband Father and soldier fighting for our country and fighting to find a fish that will bite =0)
I loved doing what i did for 11yrs i knew what i was signing up for and i dont bitch and complain i dont ask for the goverment to keep compensating me for anything i just think its funny people dont understand the sacrafices we make to keep some of these idiots from doing what we do and yes it can happen look at NAM and those poor vets all fucked up cause they did it cause they had too. Bottom line is think before you put something up like that or make a smart ass comment, I missed my sons first 2 birthdays while i was in Bosnia and Germany missed my sons birth while in Iraq for 2 years as well as my step fathers funeral holidays and sat there and watched them take 2 of my little cousins back home in boxes with flags draped over them while we were overseas. To me its just as bad as burning the flag let me catch you doing that and ill be treating you the same way i did those punk asses overseas.
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Old Oct-05-2008, 10:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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When I served in the "NAVY" it was done with great pride,it was during peace times but when I signed up I was ready to serve no matter what came my way over the next 4 years. From that first day being only 18 years old and every time sence, when I hear national athem I well up.THAT IS CALLED PRIDE!! Proud to be an american! So Pete think twice before you put stupid shit up! Alot more about me than drinking coffee and going to sea. The closes you have ever come to the military is a "Marine" insurance salesman! Give me a break! Thank you Jesse!
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Old Oct-05-2008, 01:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm ganna go out on a limb here....

I'm ganna guess that Pete is, was or has family that is Military and this was meant as an inside joke all in fun. Probably sent to him by a military person. But i'm just guessing. I feel like nosterdamas.

Appreciate you military guys for sure...
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Old Oct-05-2008, 02:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Chill out ,it is a goof off board. I thought it was funny!

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