Military Rules

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Good grief. Guy posts a joke and it turns into a shitstorm. Relax people.

[Smudge]

Wait, I gotta go get my coffee before I read this...

[Saluki]

Originally Posted by Smudge

Wait, I gotta go get my coffee before I read this...

[Hara_san]

Originally Posted by Smudge

Wait, I gotta go get my coffee before I read this...

Matt shouldn't fishing and spearfishing be on the list as well?

[Smudge]

Busted! You got me on that one! Actually I just got out of the water about an hour ago!!

[Pau Hana]

Originally Posted by BuonaForTuna

If your talking to me Micheal my point is dont be a fucken idiot and disrespect us that have served and put our lives on hold for you to sit here and make jokes about what it is that we do, Sure to some its funny but i did 3 tours of duty one in bosnia and 2 in iraq back to back all infantry all Combat Tours and i found nothing funny about them if your a service memeber and your cracking jokes its one thing but if you havent done shit but sit and play video games and claim to know what wars about dont. And as for you Randy we do it for people like you that appreciate us being out there despite what ones feelings on the war are. Much Respect to my fellow brothers in arms..

Originally Posted by BuonaForTuna

I loved doing what i did for 11yrs i knew what i was signing up for and i dont bitch and complain i dont ask for the goverment to keep compensating me for anything i just think its funny people dont understand the sacrafices we make to keep some of these idiots from doing what we do and yes it can happen look at NAM and those poor vets all fucked up cause they did it cause they had too. Bottom line is think before you put something up like that or make a smart ass comment, I missed my sons first 2 birthdays while i was in Bosnia and Germany missed my sons birth while in Iraq for 2 years as well as my step fathers funeral holidays and sat there and watched them take 2 of my little cousins back home in boxes with flags draped over them while we were overseas. To me its just as bad as burning the flag let me catch you doing that and ill be treating you the same way i did those punk asses overseas.

Originally Posted by crowell patrol

When I served in the "NAVY" it was done with great pride,it was during peace times but when I signed up I was ready to serve no matter what came my way over the next 4 years. From that first day being only 18 years old and every time sence, when I hear national athem I well up.THAT IS CALLED PRIDE!! Proud to be an american! So Pete think twice before you put stupid shit up! Alot more about me than drinking coffee and going to sea. The closes you have ever come to the military is a "Marine" insurance salesman! Give me a break! Thank you Jesse!

Y'all need to take a chill pill and relax. Can't believe that a good humored poke a the services would cause you to get your panties so twisted,,,,

Randy, for the record, you may kiss my ever-lovin' black ass. Only 4 years? You wimp- I was in for over 12:

USS Constellation 1981-1986
Shellback 1982
Operation Urgent Fury 1983
Air Intercept Controller/Anti-Sub Air Controller (Fixed and Rotary wing)
Staff, CinCPacFlt 1986-1989
RimPac 1988 and 19990
USS Leftwich 1989-1993
Tomahawk systems qualified- operations & technician
Operation Desert Shield & Desert Storm- fired live warshot TLAMs
5 WestPac Deployments
numerous 1 to 4 months support operations deployments
Awards include the Presidential Unit Citation, Joint Services Medal, Navy/Marine Corps Medal, Meritorious Unit Commendation, Kuwaiti Freedom Medal, and others.

The above is a part of my military resume- I didn't bother to list the majority of the crap on my DD-214, as most of the acronyms and abbreviations wouldn't mean squat to most folks. Here's the point- before you go and call someone out, get your facts straight. Otherwise, you look like an ass.

Pete
OS1 USN

Originally Posted by out of reach

I'm ganna go out on a limb here....

I'm ganna guess that Pete is, was or has family that is Military and this was meant as an inside joke all in fun. Probably sent to him by a military person. But i'm just guessing. I feel like nosterdamas.

Appreciate you military guys for sure...

You hit it right on the head. My dad did 30 years USMC, I served 12 years Navy, and my son is in his first week of Navy boot as I write this.. my family bleeds red, white, and blue, and woe be to him who has the balls to say otherwise.

[out of reach]

What do I win?

[chuam]

Originally Posted by Pau Hana

Y'all need to take a chill pill and relax. Can't believe that a good humored poke a the services would cause you to get your panties so twisted,,,,

Randy, for the record, you may kiss my ever-lovin' black ass. Only 4 years? You wimp- I was in for over 12:

USS Constellation 1981-1986
Shellback 1982
Operation Urgent Fury 1983
Air Intercept Controller/Anti-Sub Air Controller (Fixed and Rotary wing)
Staff, CinCPacFlt 1986-1989
RimPac 1988 and 19990
USS Leftwich 1989-1993
Tomahawk systems qualified- operations & technician
Operation Desert Shield & Desert Storm- fired live warshot TLAMs
5 WestPac Deployments
numerous 1 to 4 months support operations deployments
Awards include the Presidential Unit Citation, Joint Services Medal, Navy/Marine Corps Medal, Meritorious Unit Commendation, Kuwaiti Freedom Medal, and others.

The above is a part of my military resume- I didn't bother to list the majority of the crap on my DD-214, as most of the acronyms and abbreviations wouldn't mean squat to most folks. Here's the point- before you go and call someone out, get your facts straight. Otherwise, you look like an ass.

Pete
OS1 USN



You hit it right on the head. My dad did 30 years USMC, I served 12 years Navy, and my son is in his first week of Navy boot as I write this.. my family bleeds red, white, and blue, and woe be to him who has the balls to say otherwise.

Game, set, match. Well played Pete.

The rest of you guys need to take the stick out of your ass and learn to laugh a little.

Holy shit you guys are wound up tight.

[chuam]

Originally Posted by Hara_san

Matt shouldn't fishing and spearfishing be on the list as well?

Matt doesn't work. If I'd know the kind of vacations and "work" you could do in the Navy I would have enlisted.

Hell, I never knew anyone who could dive, fish or go hunting at the drop of a hat.........anytime...........

[Smudge]

Ehh, times have changed.... I'm back in the real, deploying Navy now. But, I've been on this ship six months already so 1/2 a year down and 2 1/2 to go!! Then I'll be back to my old habits...

[BloodyHooker]

Originally Posted by BuonaForTuna

If your talking to me Micheal my point is dont be a fucken idiot and disrespect us that have served and put our lives on hold for you to sit here and make jokes about what it is that we do, Sure to some its funny but i did 3 tours of duty one in bosnia and 2 in iraq back to back all infantry all Combat Tours and i found nothing funny about them if your a service memeber and your cracking jokes its one thing but if you havent done shit but sit and play video games and claim to know what wars about dont. And as for you Randy we do it for people like you that appreciate us being out there despite what ones feelings on the war are. Much Respect to my fellow brothers in arms..

Dont get all riled up Jesse. We Marines do more with less, so we talk shit. We dont really mean to insult the Seals, we mean to insult everyone else.

[fishislife]

I will get the popcorn and beer, we are gonna be here a while!!!