Do not pass out

[ZZZZZ]

This guy is super cool but it just makes me laugh and I guess this is the right area kind of. So we have 8 boats total going out for a day of fishing out of Cabo with a bunch of my brothers friends who were in Cabo for his wedding and a few of my bros. About 4 people out of the 8 boats are fisherman so we have allot of newbie's and they did good. Anyways well we were raging in Cabo and a few showed up at the dock without ever making it into their bed. They also proceeded to bring 4 cases of beer out 1 case per person. Well be sure not to pass out because if you do a LIVE Skipjack will be placed on your stomach while you are passed out. If you are hammered you will not wake up while the Skippy is tail thumping on your chest while crapping all over you and your face. If a friend does not tell you there is crap above your eye and neck one will proceed to go on with their day back at the docks after they wake up and continue drinking. So one would walk around with Skip Jack crap on their face until they notice it when they look in the mirror. Oh they did get 2 Bill fish that day.

bro if you see this iam sorry but Iam sure he would get a laugh too.

[Kurt]

You shoulda left the Skippy on his stomach for a nice tuna tatto where the sunburn didn't hit

[Mikey]

That's all you did?

Rookies!

[Rat]

Originally Posted by Mikey

That's all you did?

Rookies!

HAHAHAH, i was thinking the same thing. My buddy's bachelor party ended at my house and he was the first to pass out. I have a rule, if you fall asleep with your shoes on, you're passed out and fair game, shoes off you're legitimately sleeping and no-one can touch you. He had his shoes on.

It started with makin him a funny hat out of all of the materials that were laying around, then somebody found the permanent marker. The mustache was funny. THe thick eyebrows were funny. When they connected it was funny. When we decided to turn him into one of those vaudville-type white actors playing a black man, it was funny. I stupidly took my last picture of him well before we got to the point of coloring his face completely black. Even if I could find the picture, it's not suitable to post on the 'net because it had quite a bit of porn and illicit items in plain view. He was awake well before me the next day and had used one of my nicer bath towels to scrub his face. He got it all off and ruined my towel, but he had a nice pink face for his wedding.

Anyone else?

[Weazel]

My friend got excepted to the Army Rangers. We had a huge bash before he left. 2 tables full of handles, 2 cages, and 2 hot ass strippers (22 year olds). He was so s#$% faced that as soon as the stripper left he passed out completely in the middle of the room. He was really pissed when he woke up butt naked and tied to the street sign in front of the house. Oh ya, it is on a really busy street. Man was he pissed. Before everyone says how screwed up that was, let me tell you this: a few of us have woken up tied to street poles butt naked on the account of this guy. What goes around comes around.

[joebalo]

Originally Posted by Rat

HAHAHAH, i was thinking the same thing. My buddy's bachelor party ended at my house and he was the first to pass out. I have a rule, if you fall asleep with your shoes on, you're passed out and fair game, shoes off you're legitimately sleeping and no-one can touch you. He had his shoes on.

It started with makin him a funny hat out of all of the materials that were laying around, then somebody found the permanent marker. The mustache was funny. THe thick eyebrows were funny. When they connected it was funny. When we decided to turn him into one of those vaudville-type white actors playing a black man, it was funny. I stupidly took my last picture of him well before we got to the point of coloring his face completely black. Even if I could find the picture, it's not suitable to post on the 'net because it had quite a bit of porn and illicit items in plain view. He was awake well before me the next day and had used one of my nicer bath towels to scrub his face. He got it all off and ruined my towel, but he had a nice pink face for his wedding.

Anyone else?

We must have the same friends.

[ZZZZZ]

Rookie nah not me. I was not on that boat, just sharing.

Same rule with my friends, pass out with shoes on you are fair game. Hows this one we have a friend who used to get shit housed allot, blackouter. He passed out with shoes on. He got a gnarly spiked dog collar put on him, leashed to the couch, pennies rubber cemented to his face(that was actually not really cool of us), plenty of permanent marker on his face, we decorated him like a Christmas tree with ornaments because it was the Holidays, and some other stuff.

Another time we were having a big party probably 400 strong. Friend passes out with shoes on late night he woke up with black marker writing on his shlong. No I did not do that.

I like this one too. When a bro passes out with shoes on take some toothpaste, shaving cream or some type of other stuff and put a bunch on his hand. Then lightly tickle his face. I guarantee you that hand with crap all over it is going to be rubbed onto his face

Another good one is to rub your bung hole then rub it right below his nose. That's a good one. Its not pleasant to wake up to the smell of ass on your upper lip.

or rest your nut sack right above their head and take a pic not showing your face.

To be honest my bros and I are ruthless with tagging a passed out bro. Not as much anymore but there was a good many years of getting medieval.

I have seen a minimum of friends being tagged at least 100 times rookie not me. Iam disappointed you guy's think Iam a rookie at this type of shit.

[the hook]

Originally Posted by ZZZZZ

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Another good one is to rub your bung hole then rub it right below his nose. That's a good one. Its not pleasant to wake up to the smell of ass on your upper lip.

or rest your nut sack right above their head and take a pic not showing your face.
... Iam disappointed you guy's think Iam a rookie at this type of shit.

That is totally gayz:!

hj

[Rat]

There really is no limit to the amount of crap you can put your friends through when your conscience and guilt are numbed by a lot of alcohol.

I'm still amazed that in all of my years of partying, I have never fallen victim. One of my favorites that I was not a part of, but witnessed after the fact was a guy duct taped to a mattress propped up by the front door of the party. He was stripped naked but covered with the tape. I didn't know him and wasn't there when he had to get the tape off, but i'm sure it wasn't pretty.

[ZZZZZ]

call it what you want but it is dam funny to me.

Iam secure in knowing my pee pee only goes in girls.

It does sound kind of homo but its funny.

[ZZZZZ]

Originally Posted by the hook

That is totally gayz:!

hj

Oh also you have asked me a few times now if Iam gay. NO IAM NOT GAY YOU DO NOT HAVE A CHANCE. STOP ASKING

[Group Fun]

That some funny shit, we have a group that goto the desert alot, we have the same rules about the shoes, we duct taped people to their chairs that pass out in front of the camp fire, thrown fire crackers at them, ALWAYS take your shoes off!!