Kayaks and Sharks

One_Leg · Aug-29-2009, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Carwash

Anyways she paddled off and was'nt 20 yards from the boat when a large great white hit her kayak from the bottom and sent her flying straight up into the air and when she came down she landed on top of it and spooked it away.

NANONG, all you need to do is jump on top of a large apex predator to scare it away.

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One_Leg · Aug-29-2009, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by nonong

Nope.... but we do avoid thunderheads and in one instance a lightning strike that hit the highlands when the boatman took shelter under the shadow of a coastal mountain range.

WOW, I didn't know that people can avoid being stuck by lightning simply by hiding in a shadow. I hope I never get caught in a lightning storm again, but if I do I now know how to save my life. All I'll need to do is run for the shadows. Thanks a lot for that information.

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nonong · Aug-29-2009, 02:08 AM

Personally? No. Visit the site and see the videos. The device is used by the Australian Special Forces, Police and search and rescue.

nonong · Aug-29-2009, 02:12 AM

Common sense and it saves lives. It did with our party. A mountain range is highlands. This can contain ore and minerals right? Think of the flat featureless sea and what will lightning hit from experience? Your small boat or kayak if you are out in the open. The mountain trees up in the highlands if you are near the shadow of the mountain range. Kapish?

One_Leg · Aug-29-2009, 02:13 AM

Hey, according to their site it is also used by the U.S.Coast Guard.
Why did you fail to mention that NANONG?
Maybe NANONG is onto something here?

WOW!!!

nonong · Aug-29-2009, 02:16 AM

You can't jump on top of an 18 feet long tiger shark and scare it away.... But you can shock it away with an electromagnetic field.

nonong · Aug-29-2009, 02:17 AM

Hmmm are you a nuisance per se?

One_Leg · Aug-29-2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by nonong

Hmmm are you a nuisance per se?

Is that yellow thing strapped around your waist in your avatar pic a suicide bomb?

nonong · Aug-29-2009, 02:30 AM

Nope its an ammo pouch.

*CalicoKiller* · Aug-29-2009, 02:30 AM

Jesus Christ this is retarted...

Hey nodong hows about you stop throwing out your random little bits of information that arnt worth more than the tree trunk you fish out of. Kapish?

I think you should take a couple of your buddies out with a videocamera, get a nice chum line goin, strap that POS you keep talkin about to your chest and jump in the water. Have your buddies videotape...it can be your own commercial.

We have the next Billy Mays here, and his name is nodong hahaha

One_Leg · Aug-29-2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by *CalicoKiller*

Jesus Christ this is retarted...

Hey nodong hows about you stop throwing out your random little bits of information that arnt worth more than the tree trunk you fish out of. Kapish?

I think you should take a couple of your buddies out with a videocamera, get a nice chum line goin, strap that POS you keep talkin about to your chest and jump in the water. Have your buddies videotape...it can be your own commercial.

We have the next Billy Mays here, and his name is nodong hahaha

WOW...I heard that Billy Mays autopsy revealed that he had cocaine in his system.
I didn't know that Billy Mays was a coke head? Was this common knowledge?

....NoDong......

nonong · Aug-29-2009, 02:40 AM

I dig the razz. Want me to arrange it with them? Think about it Hot Dog ooops Big Dog.... your name used in a shark shield commercial. You get paid plus free insurance. You can also make it to the Guiness book of World Records.