| Talking USMC DOG
Subject: Talking USMC Dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign
in
front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale"
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
backyard.
The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever
sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
"So,
what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and s salts, "Well, I discovered that I could talk
when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
and
they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the
United States Marines. You know! one of their nicknames is "The Devil
Dogs."
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in
rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would
be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years
running, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
wasn't
getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down.
I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up
for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near
suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and
was
awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
now I'm
just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the
dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars! ? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him
so
cheap?"
"Because he's such a bullshitter ... He never did any of that shit. He
was
in the Navy!"
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