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Oct-26-2007, 06:41 PM
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Name: Kevan Age: 47 Vessel: IMAHO Location: Hemet, Ca Job:Being a Grandpa Bio: Retired Navy | Female Compassion...
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carol
That the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears,
he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made
passionate love.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Darling, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carol agreed
and again they made love.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Carol 's shoulder and said, "Darling?
Please? Just one more time before I die?" She agreed, and then
afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep
Barry, however, lay there awake and listened to the clock ticking in his
head, tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Darling, I only
have four hours left! Could we...?"
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen, I'm not
trying to be funny, Barry, but I have to get up in the morning...you don't"!
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Oct-26-2007, 06:47 PM
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Name: Michael Age: 28 Vessel: A duct, or other tube that contains or conveys a body fluid. Location: Fountain Valley, CA Job:You don't want my job Bio: Wanna be fish killer and boat ho. | Re: Female Compassion...
DAMN!!!
__________________ Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave anything that can be traced back to you.  Boat Ho #15 on 'the list' | |
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Oct-26-2007, 06:54 PM
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Name: John Age: 33 Vessel: None Location: Glendale Job:Slave Bio: I hate being on land | Re: Female Compassion...
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Tight lines and sharp hooks!  | |
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Oct-26-2007, 06:57 PM
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Name: Derelict #3 the pimpish one Vessel: Party with Ceez, go to jail Location: 919PIMP Job:Sending love to the Derelicts & Applicators Bio: Derelict #3 for life | Re: Female Compassion...
bitches
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Oct-26-2007, 07:00 PM
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Name: Tone Vessel: Nope Location: SD Job:. | Re: Female Compassion...
aww shit.  | |
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Oct-26-2007, 07:03 PM
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Name: Julie Age: 56 Vessel: Parker 2120 Location: Chatsworth Job:retired Bio: I love jumping and fishing. | Re: Female Compassion...
Good one!  | |
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Oct-26-2007, 07:15 PM
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Name: Lokey,.. Age: 28 Vessel: Cobra FnD yak,.. Location: The Mount,.. Job:Screen play writer for "girls gone wild",.. | Re: Female Compassion...
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Oct-26-2007, 07:28 PM
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Name: . Vessel: . Location: . Job:. | Re: Female Compassion...
DAMMMNNNN!!!!
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Oct-26-2007, 08:48 PM
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Name: Dan Age: 52 Vessel: 23' IMP WA "Hook - Up!" Location: Oceanside, Ca Job:yes Bio: I like to fish, oh yea, did I say I like to fish? | Re: Female Compassion...
The level of compassion sounds kinda fammiar.
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Oct-26-2007, 09:28 PM
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Name: Maggie Vessel: X-factor yak Location: San Diego Job:Nunya | Re: Female Compassion...
that's coldddddddddd!
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