Jokes Forum Thread, Math in Nonsense Anything Boards; A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:
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Jun-28-2007, 12:39 PM
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#1 | | Little Stan
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A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the
dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value
you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter I hope you will
not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with
my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be
upset~I shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on
the dining room table:
"To My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you
are also 54 years old. As you know I am a math teacher at our local
college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this I will be at the
Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant
tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years
old.
As a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of math you will
understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
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Jun-28-2007, 12:47 PM
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#2 | | Captain
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Doh !!!! Good one !!  | |
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Jun-28-2007, 12:48 PM
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#3 | | JUST ADD WATER
Name: DAVE Age: 44 Vessel: 25' SKIPJACK, LILLIAN MAY Location: TORRANCE Job:EQUIPMENT YARD MANAGER Bio: work,work,work,fish,fish,fish
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I like it!!! Smart women
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Jun-28-2007, 01:11 PM
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#4 | | I kill stuff
Name: Mike Vessel: yes Location: Right here Job:work
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BWWHAAAA
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Jun-28-2007, 02:19 PM
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#5 | | Damn Bats !
Name: Michael Age: 29 Vessel: Ho Location: Fountain Valley, CA Job:They call me "Sparky" Bio: Wanna be fish killer and boat ho.
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OWNED!!!
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Jun-28-2007, 02:24 PM
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#6 | | Stay classy San diego
Name: Scott Age: 35 Vessel: 215cc triumph "Unforgiven" Location: Glendora Job:I buy dirt
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Nice!
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Jun-29-2007, 07:31 AM
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#7 | | EST. 1980
Name: Lokey,.. Age: 29 Vessel: U-boat,.. Location: The Mount,.. Job:Screen play writer for "girls gone wild",..
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better be some hot looking old lady,.. 
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