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Old Mar-31-2004, 07:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Supervisors comments

These are ACTUAL supervisor quotes taken from employee performanceevaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has
started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet."

6. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

7. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

8. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."

9. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

10. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."

11. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
together."

12. "A gross ignoramus--144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

14. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other
one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural DE-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

24. "He's got two brains, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

26. "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."



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Old Mar-31-2004, 09:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lmao Stan. Funny as hell - until I thought of all the people I know of that these statements describe.

OK, now I'm depressed!

THANX a lot a$$ hole.

:p flamer

Good one!
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Old Mar-31-2004, 10:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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too funny stan

those were some good ones that describe some of my X employees
i will have to remember those for the next moron i hire ,
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Old Apr-02-2004, 07:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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stealing

Im stealing those, I have performance reviews coming up next month...... :jo:


(I like to type up 2 different ones for the guys, I give them the "altered" one a few days ahead of the conference, then, when the screaming starts, I fake a "mistake" and give them the real one......)
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Old Apr-02-2004, 11:03 AM   #5 (permalink)
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!!! Those are great!!!
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Old Apr-02-2004, 01:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Talking

I'm swiping them too........gracias
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