Jokes Forum Thread, Here's a couple good ones...... in Nonsense Anything Boards; A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable ...  | 
Mar-16-2007, 02:49 PM
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#1 | | phones ringin' dude
Name: Brian Age: 32 Vessel: 21' Triumph 210 "It'll Do" Location: Cypress, Ca. Job:Occupied Bio: "Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!! Shomer Shabbos!
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| Here's a couple good ones......
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes
we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks:
"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt t twoo inchesss
ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"
In bed with her lover after several hours of passionate lovemaking, Brenda's phone rang.
She told her lover, who was also her husband's best friend, to be very quiet. As she answered the phone, he listened quietly to her cheerful side of the conversation.
"Hello? Oh, hi. Oh, really? Well, that sounds wonderful! I'm so happy for you! Great! Okay, have a good time. Bye!"
She hung up the phone and her lover asked, "Who was that?"
She replied, "That was just my husband, telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
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Mar-16-2007, 04:34 PM
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#2 | | Damn Bats !
Name: Karl Age: 45 Vessel: Which one ? Location: PQ Job:N/A Bio: Certified Lesbian , Starting off with some licking followed by the shocker, throw in a donkey punch and finish with a filthy sanchez
Posts: 14,546
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
 Still waiting for the good ones, maybe they got deleted  | |
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Mar-16-2007, 04:36 PM
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#3 | | phones ringin' dude
Name: Brian Age: 32 Vessel: 21' Triumph 210 "It'll Do" Location: Cypress, Ca. Job:Occupied Bio: "Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!! Shomer Shabbos!
Posts: 2,349
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
Quote:
Originally Posted by Az.monkey  Still waiting for the good ones, maybe they got deleted | You dick  , I thought they were funny.
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Mar-16-2007, 05:02 PM
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#4 | | Corb, as seen on Ebay
Name: Derelict #3 the pimpish one Vessel: Party with Ceez, go to jail Location: 919PIMP Job:Sending love to the Derelicts & Applicators Bio: Derelict #3 for life
Posts: 6,536
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
*yawn*
stick to something you know, like catching spotties in the middle of the night
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Mar-16-2007, 05:04 PM
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#5 | | Corb, as seen on Ebay
Name: Derelict #3 the pimpish one Vessel: Party with Ceez, go to jail Location: 919PIMP Job:Sending love to the Derelicts & Applicators Bio: Derelict #3 for life
Posts: 6,536
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
*yawn*
stick to something you know, like catching spotties in the middle of the night 
__________________ "without your dry white toast and without your 4 fried chickens, and without Matt Guitar Murphy" | |
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Mar-16-2007, 05:07 PM
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#6 | | phones ringin' dude
Name: Brian Age: 32 Vessel: 21' Triumph 210 "It'll Do" Location: Cypress, Ca. Job:Occupied Bio: "Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!! Shomer Shabbos!
Posts: 2,349
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
Don't hate
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Mar-16-2007, 05:12 PM
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#7 | | Captain blue perch!!!
Name: Chris Age: 38 Vessel: Blackman'46'Boat Ho!!! Location: Lomita Job:Paint Stuff! Bio: Love fising the Island when the Blue Perch are biting!
Posts: 4,818
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
I thought they were pretty funny!
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Mar-16-2007, 05:50 PM
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#8 | | Stepdaddy
Name: Asshole Age: 30 Vessel: Boston Whaler 130 sport "Low Budget" Location: Long Beach Job:Self Employed Bio: Drinkin', Smokin', Straight Westcoastin'
Posts: 1,776
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuda/Hoo_Killer *yawn*
stick to something you know, like catching spotties in the middle of the night | I think you meant watching ME catch spotties in the middle of the night
Holla
Lil ceez
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Mar-16-2007, 05:58 PM
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#9 | | Stay classy San diego
Name: Scott Age: 35 Vessel: 215cc triumph "Unforgiven" Location: Glendora Job:I buy dirt
Posts: 1,212
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
I thought they were pretty good. Fuck the haters. | |
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Mar-16-2007, 07:18 PM
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#10 | | Damn Bats !
Name: Michael Age: 29 Vessel: Ho Location: Fountain Valley, CA Job:They call me "Sparky" Bio: Wanna be fish killer and boat ho.
Posts: 2,970
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
I still can't seem to find that stupid joke thread.
Just keep running into these
__________________ Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave anything that can be traced back to you.  Boat Ho #54 on 'the list' | |
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Mar-16-2007, 08:33 PM
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#11 | | Damn Bats !
Name: Karl Age: 45 Vessel: Which one ? Location: PQ Job:N/A Bio: Certified Lesbian , Starting off with some licking followed by the shocker, throw in a donkey punch and finish with a filthy sanchez
Posts: 14,546
| Re: Here's a couple good ones......
Still waiting...... humm dee dumm hoo dee doo  | |
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