| the drunk vs. the ghost
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for
> a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems
> extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,
> he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly
> filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
> remain rational.
> In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of
> bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital
> window.
>
> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
> sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his
> arms
> violently, trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the
> soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
>
> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
> staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
> containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident,
> walked
> up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
>
> The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I think
> I just beat the CRAP out of a ghost!"
>
> Happy Halloween!
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