Oct-24-2006, 10:45 PM
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| Formerly Chance
Name: Dick Age: 59 Vessel: 58 Rentals with motors Location: Missouri Job:Renting Boats,Selling Bait Bio: Retired the username Chance in memory of Fishin4fun
Posts: 369
|  USMC Humor
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my ass." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?" GodBless America!
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God created the fishing pole to keep the truely gifted from ruling the world.
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