| Female Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women walked by.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been fucked?"
The fellow said "No."
She replied, "Well, you will be when the tide comes in."
__________________ Gary, on the "Troll Time" YOU CAN TELL A DUTCHMAN,
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL HIM MUCH |