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Old Sep-05-2006, 03:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Female Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women walked by.

The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been fucked?"

The fellow said "No."

She replied, "Well, you will be when the tide comes in."
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Old Sep-05-2006, 03:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Female Compassion

..........not the answer he was looking for.......
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Old Sep-05-2006, 03:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Female Compassion

fucking Gary,
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Old Sep-07-2006, 10:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Female Compassion

She's prolly married to someone on this board.

heartless beyotch!









Hell, she could probably show little Bob a good time without even breaking a sweat.
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Old Sep-08-2006, 02:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old Sep-08-2006, 08:46 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Female Compassion

Shit! That was my wife!
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Old Sep-08-2006, 08:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Female Compassion

at least she didnt pick him up and throw him in the ocean and yell now your fucked
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