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Old Aug-28-2006, 04:00 PM   #1
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COUGH YOUR FILTHY YOGHURT,a romantic expression for ejaculation,
ursula was powerless to resist, his eyes burned into hers like sapphires. his strong arms enfolded her tender body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion . the he dropped his pants and coughed his filthy yoghurt into her hair [from the gentleman and his lady by barbara cartland]

CUNT,1, 14th century polite term for a ladys genitals.
2, 21st century impolite term for a ladys genitals.
3, a traffic warden.

CUNT BUSTER, an enormous erection,
a diamond cutter,
his eyes burned into hers like sapphires . his strong arms enfolded her softly yeilding body as she felt herself being swept away in a whirlwind of passion . then he dropped his pants revealing a right cunt buster,[from the lady and the gypsy by barbara cartland].

CURL ONE OFF, to deliver a mud child

CYBERTRANNY,, man or woman that pretends to be of the opposite sex in internet chat rooms , eg 16 yr old brenda turnsout to be 35 stone tattoed canadian called jim bob with his dead mother in the fridge.

CYPRUS MANOEUVRE, to remove the penis during doggy sex and accidentally re enter up the bonus tunnel ,
invented by scientists in 1972 in cyprus.

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