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Old Aug-28-2006, 03:30 PM   #1
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dear dr. phil

Dear Dr.Phil,

When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my
favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and
tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner
who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became
fishing buddies.
As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only
refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.

A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not
only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few
minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam
holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the
wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't
want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I
think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you
do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and
sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,







PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught.









Dear Fisherman, Get rid of that narrow - minded wife.



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