more profouns like em or not

[ideyboy]

all these come from english building sites , but i have jazzed them up a bit , here goes,

BOILED EGGS FOR FOUR, visual impairment enjoyed by two reciprocating homo horatiolists in the 69 position , double dutch blindfold.

BONE OF CONTENTION,a stonk on that causes an argument , eg one that arises whilst watching beach vollyball with ones wife.

BREACH THE HULL, to push ones digit through inferior quality toilet paper when wiping ones arse.

CAPTAIN HOGSEYE, curly bearded seafarer with a shiny, bald purple head who trawls in cod cove and spits a lot.

CLOT MOPS, feminine napkins.

COCK PORRIDGE, messy load fired from the prridge gun

plenty more ,
chris

[Az.monkey]

Bring it Chris !

I dig english humor ! How've you been ? fishing lately ???

[ideyboy]

hi karl, fishing has been so so poor this year , in recent years we would average say 8 bass a trip and this year we are lucky to get one, plus my boys football season has started so thats it till the spring,
chris

[Kurt]

BREACH THE HULL....laff my ass off

[Az.monkey]

Originally Posted by ideyboy

hi karl, fishing has been so so poor this year , in recent years we would average say 8 bass a trip and this year we are lucky to get one, plus my boys football season has started so thats it till the spring,
chris

Good luck to your boy Chris and I loved the Breech the hull aswell

[Special Ed]

Originally Posted by Az.monkey

...... I frequently enjoy the Breech the hull aswell

yet another variation of the infamous "massage"

[ideyboy]

i guess saluki breaches the hull most times