| Four Fishermen
Tom, Dick, Harry & Ken go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
Tom "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Dick: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Harry: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the Ken has not said a word. So they asked him.
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Ken: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block .
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