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Old Jul-14-2006, 09:41 AM   #1
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When Insults Had Class

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Winston Churchill

A modest little person, with much to be modest about.
- Winston Churchill

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with
great pleasure.
- Clarence Darrow

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary.
- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
- Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it. - Moses Hadas

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
- Abraham Lincoln

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it.
- Mark Twain

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a
friend... if you have one.
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one. - Winston Churchill, in reply
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Old Jul-14-2006, 10:23 AM   #2
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Re: when insults had class (obvioulsy NOT here)

Like my grandmother from Georgia said of my stupid cousin. " That girl doesn't have the brains God gave a rock. Bless her heart".
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Old Jul-14-2006, 02:48 PM   #3
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Very Nice!
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