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Old Feb-27-2006, 09:57 PM   #1
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Little girl

This will probably cause a tear....

A heart warming story about the bond formed between a
little girl and some construction workers. This will
make you believe that we CAN make a difference when
we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant
lot. One day, a construction crew came in and began
building a house on the empty lot.

The family's 5-year-old daughter became interested in
all the activity going on next door and spent much of
each day observing the workers.

Eventually, the construction crew, all of them
gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a
project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with
them while they took coffee and lunch breaks, and gave
her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.

At the end of the first week, the men presented her
with a pay envelope with $2.00 inside. The little
girl took this home to her mother, who said all the
appropriate words of admiration.

Mom suggested that they start a savings account. When
they talked to the teller, she was impressed and
asked the little girl how she had earned her very own
paycheck at such a young age.

The child proudly replied, "I worked last week with the
crew building the house next door to us."

The teller said, "wow, and will you be working on the
house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at
Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin' sheet rock."

Kinda brings a tear to the eye......
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Old Feb-27-2006, 10:04 PM   #2
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Old Feb-27-2006, 10:04 PM   #3
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Old Feb-27-2006, 10:05 PM   #4
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CK your sooo high your even writing in GREEN!!! Puff,Puff, Pass bitch!!!
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Old Feb-27-2006, 10:07 PM   #5
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dont hate
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Old Feb-28-2006, 09:52 AM   #6
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Re: Little girl

Kinda reminds me of the two boys, 6 & 8, who are out at a restaurant with their dad.
The waitress asks the 8 yr. old "what'll you have shuga?"
The boy replies, "I'll have a got dam cheeseburgah."
At this the father reaches across the table and smacks to boy across the face.
Wanting to avoid an embarrassing situation, the waitress turns to the 6 yr. old and says, "and what'll you have dahlin"
The boy says, "you betcher sweet ass I ain't havin no got dam cheeseburgah."
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Old Feb-28-2006, 10:18 AM   #7
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good one. The green hurts my eyes.
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Old Feb-28-2006, 10:23 AM   #8
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That's great!
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Old Feb-28-2006, 10:50 AM   #9
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Old Feb-28-2006, 11:52 AM   #10
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That was good!!!
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Old Feb-28-2006, 12:21 PM   #11
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aaahhhhh CK.....we wasn't hatin on ya
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Old Feb-28-2006, 06:11 PM   #12
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Re: Little girl

HA, changed the color! Good way of storing hidden messages.

For example, "kiss my ass bitch" now put in white
"kiss my ass bitch"
"kiss my ass bitch"

Just think of all the posts where these exist.
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