best hand job ever

TaleChaser · Nov-08-2005, 05:48 PM

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" 1 "Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.

He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

the hook · Nov-08-2005, 05:59 PM

Mighty funny.

:jo: :Blow_Me2: :Lets_do_i

and no beaver gayz:

ConSeaMate · Nov-10-2005, 10:44 PM

:jo::jo::jo::jo::jo::jo: Your killing me!

fishymeister · Nov-10-2005, 10:49 PM

what a kick to the nuts

Calico · Nov-11-2005, 07:23 AM

OOPS

SMOKEY · Nov-11-2005, 07:34 AM

No Labia?

jscrib · Nov-11-2005, 01:05 PM

I heard the real joke goes like this:

Hemidude is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking fag named John catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks John, "How much do you charge?"

John says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" 1 "Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says John, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Hemidude says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, Hemidude is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. Hemidude is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

John replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

John replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

Hemidude, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, Hemidude is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.

He asks John, "How much for some penis?"

John says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"

"Damn!" the Hemidude says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

No," John replies, "but you can still play with my penis."

Hemidude jumps up and down and shouts at the top of lungs, "It's great to be totally gay"!
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