Golfers

[Reel_Brew]

Last summer Bill met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels
in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them
went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue
their blossoming relationship.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Bill said to
his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's gonna be a
problem, you'd better say so now."

"Well, if we're being honest with each other," says the new girlfriend,
"then here goes." And taking a deep breath, she replied..."I'm a hooker."

"I see, Bill said thoughtfully, and then he was quiet for a moment.
Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not
keeping your wrists straight."

[Humble Pie]

Reminds me of this one.

Foursome is playing a nice round of golf, as the day progresses and they are on the back nine which runs parallel with a major highway, one of the guys slices his ball off the tee, flys over the fence and hits a cars windshield, this creating an out of control situation and causing a ten car pileup.

As the highway patrol officer is talking to the golfers getting the report, he says to the golfer who hit the errant shot....look what youve done, what are you going to do about it.....The golfer responds....

Well probably widen my stance a little more and and change my grip.