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Old May-31-2005, 11:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wise decision

> A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test.
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> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
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> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
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> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
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> Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
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> Men are like that, you know.
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Old Jun-01-2005, 01:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that was funny shit. didn't see it coming
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Old Jun-03-2005, 09:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old Jun-03-2005, 09:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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smart dude.
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Old Jun-03-2005, 10:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well I for one, being an Ass Man and all, would Go for the one


































Who gives the Best Dynamo Hummmmmmmmm
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Old Jun-03-2005, 11:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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wise man!!!
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Old Jun-04-2005, 08:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Well I for one, being an Ass Man and all, would Go for the one
Who gives the Best Dynamo Hummmmmmmmm
Done spent three hours and I ain't gotta crumb from the Dinah Mo Hum...
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Old Jun-04-2005, 09:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hey fishinfu --did you get your avatar from a real establishment logo ? Years ago (70's)when I was living in Seattle I remember a bar called the bearded clam that was forced to change it name from a women's rights movement suit !
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