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Old Jan-21-2005, 08:00 PM   #1
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why is micheal jackson safe?
Why is micheal jackson safe? he is part black, so he can fight and he's got affiliation. He is part white, which keeps him out of jail. and to top it off he is good with children.....in bed that is
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Old Jan-21-2005, 08:08 PM   #2
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So this guy walks into a bar and says, "Gve me two beers."
The bartender obliges him.

The guy looks into his wallet and says, "Give me two more beers."

So the bartender gives him two more beers. The man went on like this until he had put down ten beers, and keeps on going in his wallet and asking for two more beers.

So the bartender asks, "What's in your wallet that you keep looking at?"

So the man opens his wallet and says, "The more I drink, the prettier my wife gets."
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Old Jan-21-2005, 09:06 PM   #3
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Old Jan-22-2005, 02:11 PM   #4
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Old Jan-22-2005, 06:03 PM   #5
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Okay Okay Okay...
I will add one to the list...


How do you know Michael Jackson is out on a date???

There is a big wheel in the driveway...
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Old Jan-22-2005, 06:58 PM   #6
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OK OK here ya go

What does Kmart and Michael Jackson have in common ????????






















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a boy ask his father, "dady, is god black or white?" and the dad says "son, god is not black or white". Then the boy asks his dad "Daddy, is god a man or a lady?" The father says "Son, god is niether a man or a lady."

Then the little boy says, "So you are telling me Michael Jackson is God?"
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Studies show that young Black males put more into Social security than they will ever receive. But white women take more than they put in.
So Michael is just arranging to support himself in his old age.

Sorry if you had to think about that one...
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Why does Michael Jackson like thirtyeight year olds.


because theres thirty of them.


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Old Jan-25-2005, 06:24 PM   #11
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