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Old Oct-02-2008, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Masturbation Cure All

How do you keep a Raider fan from Masturbating?



Paint his dick Blue and Gold and he won't beat it for 5 years!!!
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Old Oct-02-2008, 04:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Simply untrue!

He'll beat it 3/4 of the time and then just give up.
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Old Oct-02-2008, 04:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old Oct-02-2008, 06:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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thats a good one...I'm using it!
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Old Oct-02-2008, 09:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Only the Bears suck more than the Raiders.
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Old Oct-02-2008, 11:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old Oct-03-2008, 07:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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How many rings do u have......bolt fag
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Old Oct-03-2008, 08:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Only the Bears suck more than the Raiders.

Do they swallow ?
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Old Oct-03-2008, 09:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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How many rings do u have......bolt fag
Apparentely spelng is a problem here. So is punctuation. You live in SD and you can't even spel it right.

How many rings do I have? Well, I have one. Are you refering to the Chargers? I believe they have none. But do to the fact you are asking me how many rings I have I can tell you a long and drawn out story of how I won this per said ring.

Listen here Angry Raider fan, I can sit here and complain and bitch about the blown call in Denver, complain about the "Holy Roller", complain about the past and try to live in the past. But the only year that counts is this year. Not last game but next game.

The fact of the matter is that the Raider Organazation is in shambles. Davis needs to either pass the reins or just fucking die.
Your team will never amount to shit until this happens.

Yes you have won three World Championships. That was last century. I believe 1983 was it?
Let me guess, they are going to have a 25th Anniversary party to honor the past...

The Bottom line is don't get angry with Charger fan. Be angry at the fact the Ownership is lousy and mettles too much in the day to day operations. Let the coaches coach and good things will happen.
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Old Oct-03-2008, 09:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Apparentely spelng is a problem here. So is punctuation. You live in SD and you can't even spel it right.

How many rings do I have? Well, I have one. Are you refering to the Chargers? I believe they have none. But do to the fact you are asking me how many rings I have I can tell you a long and drawn out story of how I won this per said ring.

Listen here Angry Raider fan, I can sit here and complain and bitch about the blown call in Denver, complain about the "Holy Roller", complain about the past and try to live in the past. But the only year that counts is this year. Not last game but next game.

The fact of the matter is that the Raider Organazation is in shambles. Davis needs to either pass the reins or just fucking die.
Your team will never amount to shit until this happens.

Yes you have won three World Championships. That was last century. I believe 1983 was it?
Let me guess, they are going to have a 25th Anniversary party to honor the past...

The Bottom line is don't get angry with Charger fan. Be angry at the fact the Ownership is lousy and mettles too much in the day to day operations. Let the coaches coach and good things will happen.
Your the one that started this shit... If you can't take it then pull your initial post.
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Old Oct-03-2008, 09:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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It's still a pretty funny joke.

Even to us Raider fans.........
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Old Oct-03-2008, 09:37 AM   #12 (permalink)
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on a side note, i went to a reebok store and saw a shitload of raiders and chargers shoes.
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