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Old Sep-16-2004, 02:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, using a chisle created a hole. Third, was a Taylor tall and thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth, was a Hunter short and stout, using furr he lined it without. Fifth, was a Fisherman as naughty as hell, who threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth, was a Preacher named Macgee, who touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Seventh, was a Sailor,A dirty little runt, who fucked it and sucked it and called it a kunt!
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Old Sep-16-2004, 03:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ah, a classic. Best spoken with a harsh Irish accent while reeking of Jameson.
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Old Feb-20-2005, 04:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, using a chisle created a hole. Third, was a Taylor tall and thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth, was a Hunter short and stout, using furr he lined it without. Fifth, was a Fisherman as naughty as hell, who threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth, was a Preacher named Macgee, who touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Seventh, was a Sailor,A dirty little runt, who fucked it and sucked it and called it a kunt!
uh- that's "tailor" ...

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Old Feb-20-2005, 04:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Don't, just don't. Your like fucking herpes, you come back every once in ashile and it's hard to get rid of .
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Old Feb-20-2005, 04:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Don't, just don't. Your like fucking herpes, you come back every once in ashile and it's hard to get rid of .

LMFAO, dude, that's one of the best ones you've came up with
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Old Feb-20-2005, 04:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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uh- that's "tailor" ...

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Dude, I thought you knock that shit off?

Stop it already :jo: slap: slap: gunz gunz flamer :jo:
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"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
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