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Sep-16-2004, 02:30 PM
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| | Formerly Bait Tank
Name: mark Age: 44 Vessel: GREGOR BAJA Location: east county Job:mfg Bio: Love to be out doors away from the crowds. | Seven wise men
Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, using a chisle created a hole. Third, was a Taylor tall and thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth, was a Hunter short and stout, using furr he lined it without. Fifth, was a Fisherman as naughty as hell, who threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth, was a Preacher named Macgee, who touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Seventh, was a Sailor,A dirty little runt, who fucked it and sucked it and called it a kunt!
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KruzCan
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Sep-16-2004, 03:42 PM
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Name: Nate Vessel: 18' Parker, "el Toro" Location: La Jolla Job:Wealth Manager |
Ah, a classic. Best spoken with a harsh Irish accent while reeking of Jameson.
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"el Toro" 18' Parker CC
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Feb-20-2005, 04:01 PM
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Name: Taylor from AMS Vessel: -- Location: San Diego Job:-- | Quote: |
Originally Posted by bait tank Seven wise men with the knowledge so fine. Created a pussy to their own design. First, was a Butcher sharp with wit,using a knife created a slit. Second, was a Carpenter strong and bold, using a chisle created a hole. Third, was a Taylor tall and thin, using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth, was a Hunter short and stout, using furr he lined it without. Fifth, was a Fisherman as naughty as hell, who threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth, was a Preacher named Macgee, who touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Seventh, was a Sailor,A dirty little runt, who fucked it and sucked it and called it a kunt! | uh- that's "tailor" ...
-Taylor
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Feb-20-2005, 04:08 PM
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| | The big cocked one.
Name: Morreen O'Donnell Vessel: .... Location: N.32-40.706',W117-16.554' Job:... Bio: I'm 5'7" tall and my cock is pierced 4 fucking times bitch. |
Don't, just don't. Your like fucking herpes, you come back every once in ashile and it's hard to get rid of .
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Last edited by byeye; Feb-20-2005 at 04:11 PM.
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Feb-20-2005, 04:25 PM
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| | Aka..."Un Reel"
Name: Mots Age: 46 Vessel: UnReel 25' Wellcraft Location: San Marcos Job:Irrigation Consultant | Quote: |
Originally Posted by byeye Don't, just don't. Your like fucking herpes, you come back every once in ashile and it's hard to get rid of . |
LMFAO, dude, that's one of the best ones you've came up with
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I'm a mushroom cloud makin mother fucker................
Mother Fucker!
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907 I'M SOFTCORE
AND"JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE"WHAT A DICK. |
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Feb-20-2005, 04:36 PM
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| | Aka..."Un Reel"
Name: Mots Age: 46 Vessel: UnReel 25' Wellcraft Location: San Marcos Job:Irrigation Consultant |
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I'm a mushroom cloud makin mother fucker................
Mother Fucker!
"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."
Theodore Roosevelt 1907 I'M SOFTCORE
AND"JUST ALONG FOR THE RIDE"WHAT A DICK. |
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