| 2 for the road
Hand-jobs
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and
sees the menu hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $2.75
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons the exceptionally attractive female bartender who's currently serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a warm, knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I sure am."
The old biker replies, "Well go wash your hands - I want a cheeseburger."
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says…
“7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.”
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, “'What's wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?”
The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.....
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 14 inch private, my testicles
weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown.”
“Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around.” | 
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