How to Post a fish report By CK

Cuda/Hoo_Killer · Apr-03-2006, 07:33 PM

Welcome to how to post a fish report. March 30, 2006 9am - 3pm
equiptment needed:

Digital Camera
A place to catch fish (boat on water works best)
Dead or near dead freshly caught fish
Super hot Chick (optional)
USB cable
Computer (the thing with the keyboard attached to it)

Now narrate your report in chronological order:

First get yourself a really good looking MFer to start it off, this is called the attention getter

Then a supporting cast, any ol gay ass bitch will do. This is Smudge asking me if I wanna.......you know

then find yourself a Boat Captain, anyone will do, here is one I found in the wheel house acting like getting to the spot is soooooooooooo hard
(Capt Fred)

Throw in some action photos, WTF is he doing?

Very important to hold the fish as far away from you as possible, so that a 3 lb fish looks like he weighs 20 lbs

Now add some comic relief by showing a rent rodder chumming

Now add a little Gayness, He actually was rubbing my ass, and it felt nice.

Finish it off with a Family from arizona on vacation:
Danny Madison, wife Tricia, Kids Danny III, harli, Kiley, Cyndi.

Matt in his normal pose, on his knees

Sporting the BD swag proper

Now say something nice like:

1) it was a great day on the water , the crew was fantastic, and I want to thank my Bros for a great day.
2) My sincere thanks go out to the crew and passengers for a wonderful time.
3) The weather was awesome, but that comes in second to the fun and wonderful time I was shown by the Crew

any questions?