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May-20-2005, 11:51 PM
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Name: Captain Larry Bridgewater Vessel: 2601 Stripper, Double Z Location: Amazement Job:Looking. Looking forward to retirement.... | Met a Moron @ Zooport!
Decided to escape the heat by picking the kids up after school and heading to Zooport to fish the bay. Long story short, I then decided to escape the zoo and headed outside. We were making drifts off Corona Del Mar. We had three lines out the back on the drift when here he comes. Some buttmunch came cruising right up the stern and no shit says, "can I have a live bait?" I'm looking at this guy think'n,"my .45 is 8 short steps away." I was is total disbelief. I tell him I have lines out and point to them. He asks me again. At this point, even my son's are floored. He finally pulls his head from his ass and wipes off the pooh to see my lines. As he pulled away, he of course props one. No biggie, I let his drive bearings have a little feast and then cut it off. What a joke. I can't wait till summer. Then I won't have to worry about my son's getting their homework done.
On the lighter side, after all our screwing off, we managed a couple bass and two mackies I could have used my last shark trip. Beat the crap out of sitting at home. Only used 3 gallons in the boat.
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May-21-2005, 12:05 AM
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Name: tim Age: 27 Vessel: 26 center console Location: pacific beach, ca Job:cook Bio: i am kept busy with my hobbies of sheep herding and go-kart racing for the blind. |
nice fuel economy
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May-21-2005, 08:12 AM
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| | Flinn Springs poster boy
Name: Mike Age: 52 Vessel: 27ft Amato C/C Location: Where men are men. An sheep are scared Job:Lookin after the ladies |
Can I have some bait? What a maroon.
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May-21-2005, 08:28 AM
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| | Buy my boat
Name: The Neckish One Vessel: 21' Parker CC "Dos Locos" ITS FOR SALE Location: 9204NECK Job:Selling my boat so I can get a bigger one Bio: Huh? |
"Pardon me sir....do you have any grey poupon?"
What a dumbass................
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May-21-2005, 09:56 AM
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| | Chop 'em if ya got 'em
Name: Leonard Age: 49 Vessel: Boatho Location: Oceanside Job:Secret Agent Man Bio: I speak, therefore I am. |
"Psst, Hey Buddy, can ya spare a bait?"
What a moron.
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May-21-2005, 10:03 AM
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| | The finger in the Dyke!
Name: Stan Vessel: 20' Twin Vee SurfDoc Location: Some ungodly hot place! Job:EDD |
But did ya give a live bait???????????????????? 
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May-21-2005, 10:11 AM
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| | Damn Bats !
Name: Karl Age: 44 Vessel: Which one ? Location: PQ Job:N/A Bio: Certified Lesbian , Starting off with some licking followed by the shocker, throw in a donkey punch and finish with a filthy sanchez | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Surfdoc1 But did ya give a live bait???????????????????? |
seems like the prop shaft got a live bait and some line to fish it with ! 
did the boat have a name or was it another wannabe ?
we need an Assmonkey thread for this season
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May-21-2005, 10:21 AM
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| | “I get no respect!”
Name: KMA Age: 46 Vessel: 32', Luhrs, Sea Jay Location: Ocean Beach Job:Carpet licker |
I will gladly pay you Tuesday for some live bait today!
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May-21-2005, 11:19 AM
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Name: Beence, Beans, Vince, whatever Age: 39 Vessel: 19' Precision CC- FOR SALE $10,700! Location: Squaremont Job:Doin' it, an doin' it, an doin' it well. Bio: The Ban Master | Quote: |
Originally Posted by zzsdad No biggie, I let his drive bearings have a little feast and then cut it off. What a joke. I can't wait till summer. |
awesome!
i fed a guy a full spool of 30 once....and he deserved every inch
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May-21-2005, 11:32 AM
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Name: Cory Age: 35 Vessel: - Location: Ramona Job:Serial Killer |
The thing that pisses me off is that there are COMPLETE MORONS out there that can afford a boat with no fucking clue and I here I am boatless. Now I gotta be nice to Gary (ilove2fish) and Chris to bum a ride this season | |
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May-21-2005, 12:22 PM
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Name: Dave Age: 46 Vessel: 35' Tiara, So Ono Location: Newport Beach Job:Jack of all trades.. Master of none |
It wasn't me... Honest!
I always approach from the leward side so as not to disturb any chumline or soakers. Everyone knows that's just common courtesy when asking total strangers for free live bait while they are on a drift!!  | |
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May-21-2005, 01:30 PM
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Name: Steve Perry Vessel: 32' Blackfin Location: Pt Loma Job:Fisherman Bio: Just Another Dumb Fisherman |
a real bloodydecker would have given him bait
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