scouting report

el Toro · Jul-06-2007, 08:25 AM

hot, real hot, crotch pot cooking hot. Saw 2 bucks, one good one. One scrawny ass doe, and three other unidentifieds. The brouse actually looked better than I thought, but still bad. It's gonna be toast by opening day. Oh, and a stolen treestand. Bastards! I hope the SOB falls out of it.

Kurt · Jul-06-2007, 08:53 AM

Sorry about the stand. I wonder if them idiots from the treehugger camp are doing that?

Vermonster · Jul-06-2007, 10:43 AM

Sorry to hear about the stand. Only time I've ever purchased a portable, was back n the early 90's as a present for my Dad. Less than a month later, someone actually carried bolt cutters into the woods and stole ours.

never bought one since, although I may this year......

Glad to hear that you're seeing deer. I need to get out to Fry Creek one of these days.......

Sluester · Jul-06-2007, 10:48 AM

That sucks, did they hit the other ones in the area?

what's "crotch pot cooking hot."

sounds nasty.

el Toro · Jul-06-2007, 11:05 AM

All our other stands were fine, although they are in more inconspicious locations.

Courtesy of Adrian Cronauer from "Good Morning Vietnam"

Hey, can you tell me what's your name?
"My name is Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."

Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?
"I'm stationed in Poontang."

Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?
"It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest thing is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking."

Well, tell me what it feels like.
"Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw these little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?"

What do you think it's going to be like tonight?
"It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but ain't no good if you're in the jungle!"

Thank you, Roosevelt.

Mergrath · Jul-06-2007, 11:45 AM

I seriously doubt it was another hunter but it is still bull shit none the less. Did you have it locked up and are you still considering a lazy cam?

Jerky · Jul-07-2007, 05:26 PM

It would be nice to get one of those azzholes on a motion camera. I was told by a friend of mine that one of the national forest workers got busted and charged for doing it. I do not remember the whole story but I would bet the fucker that got caught would do it again. The odds are that most criminals commit the same crime more than once even after getting busted.