Bowhunting Humor

lethalinjection · Nov-23-2006, 01:48 PM

How about some thanksgiving day humor (REPOST) make sure not to use the same ones

You might be a HARDCORE BOWHUNTER If:

1. Your bowhunting setup cost more than your first honeymoon.

2. You know the date of bowhunting season but can't remember your anniversary.

3. You contantly estimate the range to everything.

4. It kills you to get up at 6:00 to go to work but you pop out of bed at 3:00 to go hunt.

5. If you have eye-bolts screwed into the ceiling of your garage to hang deer on.

6. Your kids don't realize they sell meat at grocery stores.

7. Your daughter thinks camo is a color.

8.Your reindeer Christmas decorations have arrow holes in them.

9. You go thru the drive-thru at a fast food joint and you're 3 year old child yells out at the intercom that he wants a super-sized order of backstraps.

10.You can field dress a deer faster than you can change a baby.

11. After about a month of bow season the lady next door asks your wife if you are seperated.

12. the game warden knows you on a first name basis.

13. You use all your vacation days during hunting season.

14. The local taxidermist calls you for advice.

15. You spend more per year for camo clothing than you do for normal clothes.

16. you celebrate the arrival of Cabela's annual catalogs like you won the lotto!

17. If 70#@ 30"w/400gr@275 means anything to you.

18. Your wife notices that your smile is bigger in the photo with the buck you shot than in your family photo.

19. you named you pets mathew,hoyt or martin or worse your kids !

20. The lady who takes your phone order at Cabelas ask how the wife and kids are doing.

Happy Thanksgiving
Fellow arrow slingers

speedgoat · Nov-23-2006, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by lethalinjection

19. you named you pets mathew,hoyt or martin or worse your kids !

That's some funny shit. I have a MN buddy of mine who bowhunts. He named his two kids Hunter and Tanner. Good, solid names if you ask me.

**el Toro** · Nov-23-2006, 09:29 PM

Good stuff. I think I'm guilty of most of those.

Kurt · Nov-24-2006, 04:21 AM

Anyone else got those big plastic tubs (you know the ones you take down, 1 for xmas, 1 for halloween,etc) filled will camo gear and equip?

I have about 6 of those.

One for Deer/Elk, one for birds (rusty), and one for misc filled with traps and crap.

speedgoat · Nov-24-2006, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Kurt

Anyone else got those big plastic tubs (you know the ones you take down, 1 for xmas, 1 for halloween,etc) filled will camo gear and equip?

I have about 6 of those.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kurt

One for Deer/Elk, one for birds (rusty), and one for misc filled with traps and crap.

I have a couple of shelving units in my shed devoted to storing those things. All of them are filled with hunting and outdoor gear.

Stringer · Nov-24-2006, 10:48 AM

I have one of those ginormous duffel bags filled with gear( you know:extra peeps, extra string, extra cable, extra sites, extra doinker, extra vibration dampeners, extra rest, lots of calls, rubber gloves, sharpening stones, etc......)

And then there's the top shelf of the closet crammed tight with all of the latest in cammo and scent masking clothing...........and how many pairs of boots before I found the pair that I really liked.

lethalinjection · Jan-01-2007, 02:02 PM

Just wanted to repost this from nov, make sure I don' use the same ones

annie girl · Jan-02-2007, 04:18 PM

OH brother, I have a separate bedroom just dedicated to hunting and fishing equipment. My whole top of a closet is nothing but hunting stuff.....And I have 3 big plastic tubs with just fanny packs and the like....I have been hunting to many years and accumilated just to much stuff, and yes camo is a color at my house.

Great jokes by the way....

Annie girl out