Dead Great White

The Right Kind · Jul-29-2007, 09:26 AM

Dead Great White

A dead Great White washed up on a secluded beach with some net around it's tail.
Can I cut the head off and take it home for the jaws or is this against the law?

Deno · Jul-29-2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Right Kind

Dead Great White

A dead Great White washed up on a secluded beach with some net around it's tail.
Can I cut the head off and take it home for the jaws or is this against the law?

I would say big time against the law. Deno

rojodiablo · Jul-29-2007, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by The Right Kind

Dead Great White

A dead Great White washed up on a secluded beach with some net around it's tail.
Can I cut the head off and take it home for the jaws or is this against the law?

Hey, if you were walking down the beach, you slipped, tripped, and your pocketknife accidentally cut the jaws out of JAWS, I for one say I am glad you did not hurt yourself when you slipped and fell. As for legal?? Not really. But I for one don't care in the least bit. Have a nice set of teeth, before they are wrapped around my diver ass, thank you...

The Right Kind · Jul-29-2007, 10:16 AM

Yea, I guess it's only illegal if you get caught but what are the charges?

WarpDrive · Jul-29-2007, 10:21 AM

I thought it's only illegal if you have sex with it first...........

mercerm · Jul-29-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WarpDrive

I thought it's only illegal if you have sex with it first...........

Nope, only illegal if you enjoy the sex...

**chuam** · Jul-29-2007, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Right Kind

Yea, I guess it's only illegal if you get caught but what are the charges?

If they catch you with them they cn throw the book at you as they can't be sure your story is true or if you poached it.

Possesing remains from protected species is a big fine.

5150Marcelo · Jul-29-2007, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mercerm

Nope, only illegal if you enjoy the sex...

Actually, if you introduce yourself, and offer it a drink or two before the sex, and wear a condom, then your perfectly legal. But hey, I think I've seen that shark on that secluded beach wherever it may be, and it looks like a Mako to me.... hmmmmm???

JustJoe13 · Jul-29-2007, 06:09 PM

You guys are overlooking something...if it has claspers, it not illegal to have sex with it, but it is gay?

Like Ive said before....."it aint a crime if ya dont get caught, it aint a show if I dont get paid, she aint a Ho if ya dont get laid!"-Everlast

The Right Kind · Jul-30-2007, 10:10 AM

OK, here's the story for you shark porkers...
My neighbor at the harbor spent last week at the Islands and he told me about it.
He said it was a "White Shake at least 12' long."
So I loaded up the family and my friend and his family to go see this shark.
We found it right where he said it was.
It was a shark just not the right kind.
It was a Basking Shark about 35' long.
A nice day to hike around the island anyway.
No time to fish, had to be home by 5 for a BBQ.

popeye · Jul-30-2007, 10:30 AM

This is a little of the subject of the shark
I found a nice horned owl on the side of the road it looked like it had just been hit by a truck. I took it to my to have it mounted was told to get it out of the shop before we both go to jail. he said if it's protected no matter how it was killed you can keep any part of it. MY BAD

HuskerHeaven · Jul-30-2007, 11:08 AM

"At least 12 feet long"? I'd say it's a tiny bit bigger than that - as in fucking huge! Guess he's not a fisherman, cause I'd be telling people it's about 100' ft long