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Old May-13-2006, 07:56 PM   #25
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Onychocryptosis, commonly known as ingrown nails (unguis incarnatus), is a common form of nail disease. It is a painful condition in which the nail grows or cuts into one or both sides of the nail bed. While ingrown nails can occur in both the nails of the hand and feet, they occur most commonly with toenails.
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Cause

While many things can cause ingrown nails, the most common causes are improperly fitted shoes and nails that are improperly trimmed. Shoes or stockings that are too tight press on the sides of the nail, causing it to curl and dig into the skin. Nails that are cut too short, rounded off at the tip, or are peeled off at the edges versus being cut straight across are more likely to become ingrown as well. Other causes include an abnormally shaped nail bed, trauma to the nail plate or toe and other nail deformities. Proneness to nail deformities that cause ingrown nails can also be genetic.
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Symptoms

Symptoms of an ingrown nail include pain along the margins of the nail, caused by granulation that occurs around the aforementioned region, worsening of pain when wearing shoes or other tight articles, and sensitivity to pressure of any kind, even that of light bedding. By the very nature of the condition, ingrown nails become easily infected unless special care is taken to treat the condition early on and keep the area as clean as possible. Signs of infection include redness and swelling of the area around the nail, drainage of pus and/or a watery discharge tinged with blood. The main symptom is swelling at the base of the nail on which ever side the ingrowing nail is forming.
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If Left Untreated

If an ingrown nail is left untreated, it risks infection. When the skin around the nail gets infected, it begins to swell up and put even more pressure against the nail. In the worst case, the swelling will begin putting sideways pressure on the nail causing it to grow at a slant. This will cause both sides of the nail to eventually become ingrown and swollen. Eventually the swollen parts of the skin will begin to harden and fold over the nail.An untreated ingrown toenail will cause a person to walk with a slight limp, which in a long period of time may cause further pain and injury in a foot or leg due to improper distribution of weight. Amputation of the toe may be the final outcome if the infection is left untreated for several months and turns to gangrene.
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Prevention

The most common place for ingrown nails is in the big toe due to improper nail trimming. Cut toe nails straight across without a curve, (i.e. do not pick at them whilst watching TV) and do not cut the nail too short. Filing the top of the nail, or cutting a 'V' in the middle to encourage the nail sides to 'lift up' are methods of home treatment which do nothing to treat any underlying infection in the nail wall (paronchyia) let alone alter the shape of the nail. Wearing shoes/trainers which are too small, however fashionable or expensive they are, either in size, width or those with too shallow a 'toe box' will encourage any underlying problem with a toenail to get worse. Ingrown toe nails are a disease of the West, and are virtually unknown in cultures that do not wear enclosed shoes.
It is a myth that a V should be cut in the end of the nail to treat an ingrown toe nail. The apparent reasoning behind this is that if you cut a V in the nail, the edge of the nail will grow together as the nail grows out. This does not happen - the shape of the nail is determined by the growing area at the base of the toe, not the end.
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Treatment

Treatment of ingrown nails ranges from soaking the afflicted area to surgery. In mild cases, doctors recommend daily soaking of the foot or hand in a mixture of warm water and Epsom salts and applying over-the-counter antibiotics while allowing the nail to grow out so it may be trimmed properly. Infection may be somewhat difficult to prevent in cleaning and treating ingrown nails due to the warm, dark, and damp environment in people's shoes. Peroxide is immediately effective to help clean minor infections but iodine is more effective in the long term as it continues to prevent bacterial growth even after it is dry. Iodine should not be used on deep wounds. In such cases a physician or podiatrist should be consulted.
Phenolization This is the method of choice. (1,2,3)
Following injection of a local anaesthetic at the basis of the toenail and application of a tourniquet, the surgeon will remove the edge of the nail growing into the flesh and cauterize the matrix area with phenol to permanently and selectively destroy the matrix manufacturing the ingrown portion of the nail. Advantages: the surgery can be performed in the doctor's private practice under local anaesthesia, little or no pain following the intervention, no need to stop work, no visible scar. Disadvantages: the procedure will fail in about 2 to 3 times out of one hundred.
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Wedge Resection Partial removal of the nail or an offending piece of nail. More complex than a complete nail avulsion (removal).
More severe cases, such as when the area around the nail becomes infected or the nail will not grow back properly, must be treated by a professional. In these cases, the digit is first injected with a common local anesthetic. After the area is numb, the physician will perform an onychotomy in which he or she cuts away the nail along the edge that is growing into the skin and pulls out the piece of nail. After the nail is removed, the nailbed is often cauterised or chemically burnt to prevent nail regrowth. In some cases they may also surgically drain the infection. This process is referred to as a "wedge resection". The entire procedure may be performed in a standard doctor's office and takes approximately thirty to forty-five minutes depending on the extent of the problem. The patient is allowed to go home immediately and the recovery time is anywhere from a few days to a week barring any complications such as infection. As a followup, a physician may prescribe an oral or topical antibiotic or a special soak to be used for approximately a week after the surgery.
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CO2 Laser surgery
Following injection of a local anaesthetic at the basis of the toe and application of a small tourniquet, the surgeon will remove the edge of nail growing into the flesh. He will then permanently destroy the portion manufacturing the ingrown nail by laser photocoagulation. Stitches are necessary. Disadvantages: post-operative pain due to the wound and scar.
Nail Avulsion (Removal) Complete removal of whole nail.
While in some similar cases patients may wish to have the offending nail completely removed, this procedure is not recommended by nail experts because the postoperative period is long and painful. Furthermore, complete removal of whole nail does not prevent from recurrences (2,3).
Complete removal of whole nail is much like the one above, in which anaesthetic is injected, the nail is removed quickly and painlessly and the patient can leave immediately. The entire procedure can be performed in around 10 minutes and is much less complex than a "wedge resection" as above. The nail is able to grow back although in most cases it will cause further problems as it can become ingrown very easily. In many cases the nail matrix is coated with a chemical so no nail will ever grow back. As you can see from the images below, the nail-less toe looks much like a normal toe and fake nails or nail varnish can still be applied to the area.
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Old May-13-2006, 08:07 PM   #27
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That is a crooked fuckin toe!

You should cut it off and use it as a fish hook!
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Old May-13-2006, 08:09 PM   #28
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Hey Ron..................... Is it time to copy paste the detailed instruction on the Man Massage yet?

Ya know it's been a while, maybe we all need a refresher course
Yep it is I have forgotten how one is given Bring it on Brother Brandon
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Old May-13-2006, 08:11 PM   #29
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some of you guys care way too much!!!
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Old May-13-2006, 08:33 PM   #30
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Re: Let's Talk Hook-up

Mike,

I do not totally disagree with you. You make some very valid points, and I admit I was a tiny bit abrasive in my first response. I meant to be, and take responsibilty for my comments...some of which may have not been necessary to make my point. You said...

Looks like you just accomplished that on your own with your heated reply!!

In reference to ruining a good fish report...this was never about a fish report from a member. It is a thread in response to comments made on a radio show.

You said...

The reply by Ryan was pretty tame and basic to be honest, and even though he may have made a statement that refered to everyone, yours was way more harsh and abrasive, not to mention bogus as the discussion of sharks vs tuna hold much differences when it pertains to species and reproduction, huge differences.

His response was way more tame, and I WAS harsh, and abrasive. I am irritated by all of these posts from people bashing guys who are fishing legally. I just don't believe there is a need for it here in this venue.

You said...

If you care to just give pats on the back for every fish caught without any concern for the resourse then do me and all real fisherman a favor and take up another sport

Now who is being harsh, and abrasive? You have no idea what my stance is, and are making a judgement without any facts that I have no concern for the resource...??? Do you know me? How can you make a statement like that when you have no idea what my concerns or beliefs are?

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As for the three taken by one boat the other day, well I was right next to those guys when they weighed in their fish next to ours at the SD Marlin club last tuesday and I even spoke with them. The truth is three does look a bit knarly sitting all stacked up on a swim step and probably wont sit well with most, but being the fair and open minded guy I try to be I see it like this....... If those three guys were all fishing solo on three different boats on that same day and all three accomplished getting their thresher for the year (again on three different boats) I am quite sure it would be viewed very very differently by most.

Very valid point, and exactly my point when I asked how can anyone pass judgement on those guys without knowing any facts. Why does it look bad for there to be three sharks on a swim step? I just don't get that. The legal limit is 2 per person per day so how is three sharks on a swim step questionable even if there were only 2 guys on the boat? I just don't agree with you on that.

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As it stands right now if a boat came in with three 20lb threshers it would be legal............ would you be ok with that? I gaurantee you that more than half the people spouting off about something being legal would suddenly have a problem and something to say as well.......... just something to think about.

Not me. I wouldn't keep one that small, but I do not feel it is my place or yours to tell them they were wrong in doing so when the law has no size limitations. You are correct...many others would probably have to voice their opinion, and pass judgement because they are baby killers. Maybe they only needed ten pounds of meat each. Would you rather they put them back to probably die, (remember that 60% mortality rate), and go catch a fourth or fifth trying to get one that is "the right size" to keep in your opinion, or was it better to keep the three babies? Who can really say. The same guys come in with a 450#er, and get slammed by the same people because they killed a breeder. Give me a break already!

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JC fisherman, there is nothing wrong with a fellow fisherman voicing their view respectfully on a fishing site, and if you or anybody else really have a problem with that, then you really need to check within yourself and see if your skin is just a little to thin to hang on this site!

I don't have a problem with someone voicing their opinion about their own personal beliefs or convictions on their own thread. Go ahead and post how many fish you caught, kept, and released and why. I do not believe it is any way respectful to jump on someone elses thread, and push your opinion on what they do. In fact I would say that is disrespectful to that person, and I am not thin skinned at all.

You said...

You might want to go and check on that pimple of yours because I would guess it's getting pretty big right now.

Speaking of thin skinned...my skin is so thick I can't get that pimple to pop no matter how hard I squeeze. Got any suggestions for that cause I sure could use one about now.

You said...

Catch, kill, have fun, but be responsible thats all I'm saying

I agree...I just believe if a person is fishing within the law they are being responsible whether or not I would choose to do the same as them well...depends on the situation but I can tell you as far as Thresher goes I wouldn't keep a 20 pounder nor would I keep a 450 pounder. That's my decision to make, and I shouldn't have to take a bunch of crap from people that do not agree with me as long as I am within the law.

You said...in your next post


If you're refering to me you can go kiss that big fat pimple on the ass of JC Fisherman, its probably pretty ripe right now!!

Its narrow minded views like yours that will lead to the demise of the sport I happen to love, and before you know it, it will be gone as quick as this thread.

So like I said, why dont you take your own candyass over to the other board cause Im just fine here thankyou! I suppose you were probably one of that ones that sent Kerncat a PM telling him how wrong he was.

By the way, it was also said earlier on this site to take the subject to it's own thread which it is here as well as on Kerncats thread.

Take your head outta your ass and be open!

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Now who is being abrasive? If you are going to criticize someone for something then I think you would be a lot more credible if you followed your own advice don't you? I didn't call names, or threaten anyone. I simply stated my opinion which is something you and I agree on should be ok to do, yet you bash me for mine. Does not make sense to me at all. I have never said people are not entitled to their opinion because I believe they are. I just said I do not agree with bashing a guy on his fishing report because you don't think he should have kept a fish that you yourself would not. It is these kind of personal attacks that have caused some very good fishermen, and women to stop posting good reports with good information which is supposed to be what this site is for. Not jumping on someone because you don't agree with what they did, or how many of whatever kind of fish, of whatever size they were.

If I don't agree with a persons choices on catch, or release I just don't comment as long as they didn't break the law. Like I said in my original response if you don't like the law, or think it is strict enough, or even to strict then do something about it to change it. Until then how about we just enjoy some good reports from people who are legally catching fish, and if we can't congratulate them on their catch just let it be. We can always start a thread to discuss current regs, and voice our differences of opinion there...not a persons fish report by passing judgement on them, and using their report to state our views. Just something to think about.

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Old May-13-2006, 08:40 PM   #31
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It is time bro , bring it !
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Old May-13-2006, 08:44 PM   #32
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She said...
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Take it to pm's
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Old May-13-2006, 09:25 PM   #33
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He said, she said..... I said, you said......

Damn JC, your really making me work on this one, and I really hate typing this crap cause it takes me entirely too long!

I am just going to say this...... please reread my post and you should hopefully see that you have misunderstood some of my points (at least according to your response to me). Three sharks by three guys in one day on the same boat....... hey, I gots no problems with it really. But on the other hand, 6 threshers pushing 2 hundred a piece and stacked like firewood on a swimstep by just three recreational fisherman....... sorry dude but legal or not Im not digging on that!

As for me being harsh, oh you betcha I was being harsh only after you came in with your sizzling reply........ that pretty much opened the door as I see it.

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I don't have a problem with someone voicing their opinion about their own personal beliefs or convictions on their own thread. Go ahead and post how many fish you caught, kept, and released and why. I do not believe it is any way respectful to jump on someone elses thread, and push your opinion on what they do. In fact I would say that is disrespectful to that person, and I am not thin skinned at all.
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Didnt you just do this very thing in this thread?? This thread was entirely about the subject of keeping/releasing threshers.

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It is these kind of personal attacks that have caused some very good fishermen, and women to stop posting good reports with good information which is supposed to be what this site is for. Not jumping on someone because you don't agree with what they did, or how many of whatever kind of fish, of whatever size they were.

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Dude, your reply to Ryanm was the first personal attack on this thread! You really need to go back and reread your post. Amazing! And by the way, this was never a fish report.

There are a bunch more things you heavily misunderstood in my replies, but rather than bore you and everyone else even further I will just stop here. Gawd I hate typing!!!

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Old May-13-2006, 09:40 PM   #34
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In my OPINION you both should get together for man massages..........Now where is that DR> SALUKI paging DOCTOR SALUKI stat
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Dr. Saluki is in the house!!!





A Special Man's Massage

Are there any secret spots to please men? By Sandor Gardos, PhD
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It's nice that you're looking for ways to please your partner. I hope he's doing the same for you!

What you're probably referring to is massage of the prostate, a gland inside the male body. The prostate gland produces about 35% of the fluid contained in ejaculated semen. Many men do get great pleasure from having this area stimulated -- often to the point of explosive orgasm.

On the other hand, some men find it very uncomfortable to be touched in this area. They may have had unpleasant experiences with prostate exams at a doctor's office. But for many men, in a romantic context with the right partner, the experience is great.

You can massage your partner's prostate directly or indirectly. The most effective method is to massage it directly, which means inserting your fingers into his body. Lubricate one or two fingers, and as your partner relaxes, insert them gently into his anus. Go very slowly, and let him decide how fast and how deep you go. Once your fingers are inside, curl them forward towards his penis, and make a "come hither" motion against an object that you will feel pressing against the rectum. Ask him how it feels. If it's not feeling good, stop and move on to something else.

A word of warning, though. If your fingernails are not closely trimmed, wear a latex glove and be doubly slow and careful as you enter. If you're careless, an unprotected fingernail might cause a small cut in the tissues inside the anus. While such cuts are rarely dangerous, they can sting for a day or two. You can buy latex gloves -- the thin, transparent kind often used by health workers -- inexpensively at most drug stores.

With the indirect method, all touching takes place outside the body. This gives a less intense sensation, but some men prefer it. If you press up behind your partner's testicles (toward the anus) you'll notice that the penis actually extends a couple of inches inside the body. It's above this inner part of the penis that the prostate resides. During your next sexual encounter, press up here and move the penis around slightly to stimulate the prostate. Or you can press up in the area between the genitals and the anus -- the perineum. Both methods lead to external stimulation of the prostate.

Whichever technique you use, keep communicating with your partner. Some men can have an orgasm from prostate massage alone, while others like additional direct genital stimulation. You may find that prostate massage is not all that you and he had hoped it would be. Luckily, there are about a hundred other places on a man's body for you to explore.
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Old May-13-2006, 09:46 PM   #36
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Man Message? I'm just about liquered up enough for... Nevermind, take it to PM. Feel free to include ME!













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