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Originally Posted by johnnylite Just to lighten the mood. " I need more cowbells."  |
The following is strictly a rumor and I don't like to gossip, but this is what I heard. Apparently there was a somewhat secretive winner take all side raffle held late at night in which about 600lbs of Grade A beef went up for grabs. The actual winner, who preferred to remain anonymous, stepped up and generously donated his winnings to the warriors after a brief period of sobriety. At least one warrior had to be restrained from gouging out his eyes after some errant headlights illuminated one prize doing something called the butt shake. I hear that he is doing much better now, but still fears beef. Several other warriors opted to swim several miles offshore and tread water until morning after the prizes attempted to back up on them. Again, just a rumor, however it is said that, after seeing the pic below, several Marines agreed that it was a good day to be treading water and possibly swim a little further.