How To Be a dick on a sport boat

[Jason]

This thread is supposed to explain all the tricks for getting fish on a sportboat without being courteous to others . This way everyone will know WHAT NOT TO DO on a sport boat.

I'll start.

Grab someone elses rod w/out permission to fish durring a hot bite because you are too lazy to retie.

[sandiegofisherm]

cast from the second row and hit somebody on the head with your stick

[byeye]

Cut every line you have to go under or over while going down the rail. It works

[jephs422]

Don't stay ahead of your line. Instead, post up in YOUR fishing spot and don't move; regardless of where your line is now.

[calicopro]

Don't bother to rotate, when it's called out...

Oh and make sure you are fishing from like three rows back. There's nothing worse than turning to get a bait only to be popped in the head while someone's casting behind you!!!

[PHOTOG]

Be a know-it-all deadhead...Act cool.

[fishaholic 1]

work your way to the corner and dont move from it

[mutu0069]

bringing bananas on the boat!!!!

[MikeyLikesIt]

Free spool in a tangle?

Stake your claim to the corner of the bait tank?

Proclaim "just keep um comming" to the cookie as you take the last slug of your now warm Coors lite as you sling it over your shoulder....... ?


Fart out the words "M I S S I S S I P P I" while standing on the shitter with ......oops, wrong thread.

[SERGIO]

Leave your rod on the rail, on a hot bite, just to get bait.

[Produce Man]

Cut right into the middle of " The Shuffle" and cast out, preferably using Spectra/short topshot for the first time.

[riverplayer]

Damn, fishing from the second row is the only way I know how.......I cant fish elbow to elbow, sorry! Call me an asshole but I get bit....