God and the scientist

byeye · May-02-2003, 02:47 PM

God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured
out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we
can now do what you did in the beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into
the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating
man."

"Well, that's very interesting...show Me." So the scientist
bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the
shape of a man.

"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

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TheShark · May-02-2003, 03:43 PM

I will take one- chugging

byeye · May-02-2003, 03:55 PM

No thanks Frank. Give me a drink and I will be high-jacking the new Riviera.

. Hey Shelly what's up with dinner? Lets do it, it's still early enough to make plans. Hell I'm even willing to go as far as so Down Town SD.

Frank don't come up with some bullshit excuse like you gotta go have fun on your parents ranch or something like that......You name the place Shelly......

TheShark · May-02-2003, 04:58 PM

Oh hell where did this week go?

Tonight I have my beautifull daughter- I will get a hold of Jason- Frank and crew - where are you guys tonight?
I know Rich is working tonight-

TheShark · May-02-2003, 05:09 PM

byeye -

Jason says you can come sand the boat

byeye · May-02-2003, 06:02 PM

Is he workin on SPORTIN WOOD ? Isin't Jason goin fishin w/'B' this weekend or is that next weekend? Let me know.

TheShark · May-02-2003, 10:26 PM

Not sure man-

Johnny B · May-02-2003, 11:11 PM

frank,

what are ya doin with your parker?

i'll trade ya some cubans and rum for it?

"G Gordon Litty"