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Secret forum, it's got real titties and everything.........oh and cheap beer. Not the kind like at Rite Aid on sale more like the white label old Safeway shit that you are better off using for target practice. Ya know, thinking about it, Target sells beer now. WTF, a store that used to sell clothes and shit sells beer? Is that the American way or what? Now, a lot of those clothes were made in China. Don't get me started on that ha haha.... why do we have those trade agreements anyway. Heck we would'nt even need Unions if we could just tariff the shit outta that stuff those rat bastad Companies that flew the coupe would come back. Speaking of ..... Goddamn what do people do that own chickens in this heat. Back on the farm we'd just leave the chickens in the henhouse with extra water. Maybe give em some ventilation to make sure they don't get too hot. Had to be careful though as that damn bird dog..what the fuck was his name again..... well whatever, that bird dog would spend all day runnin around the henhouse even in this damn heat. Shit that reminds me I better put on a rash guard if I'm goin in the pool today. Fuckin priced them bad boys the other day and like 40k for a new one. Who has that kinda money in a recession? Why they want to do away with pennies? Ya, I understand it costs more to make a penny than it's worth but why mess with the system, ya know? Always someone messin with the system. Heck the Chargers system could use some tweaking goddamnit. I hate them fuckin tweakers, always with the stealin wires and shit. Heck if I catch one I'm gonna buss a cap in his ass. Man this chick in the cafeteria had the nicest ass today. Which was or shall I say is hotter than a cat on a hot roof. Ya'll didn't know my cat got mauled by a dog the other day, fuckin mutt. Why can't people make sure their mutts stay in the fence. I pinged Stan about his trailer mover since my nieghbs decided to put their fence right next to my trailer. Did I mention they are from Libya? That fuckin idiot on the TV looked like a crazy person with a tortilla in his hand. Dudes not all there is he. He's been a nut the last 40 years. We haven't had a good rain season in about 40 either have we. I'm guessin it's that whole climate change thingy them College edumacated boys do. Ya first it's with the ice age then now it's with the hot crap but them smart fellas got it all covered by calling it change which I have little of these days since my cars keep breakin especially that damn German made sob and I'm sure it's part of some part of the revenge from the big one just like that chick's today I saw in the cafeteria damn big but with plenty of meat like them yellerfin we be seein long right now. Speakin of Rite Aid they got beer on sale?
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