Chris wakes up on Saturday to begin the replacement of the bilge pump. So he goes

and well

and before you know it BOAT (break out another thousand)!!!
He arrives home with his treasures and begins the project of the day only to see the SUV w/family aboard arrive home.

now the fun begins...honey what's in those boxes?

:pms:

:drugs: and she slams into the house. He thinks, Ok I work hard and deserve these things she should just chill :104167739. Wife appears from the doorway, and he is instructed to watch the kids, she has to pick up a few things at the store, and you had better have that broken garbage disposal replaced by the time I get home

. Tires blazing she disappears down the street. OK back to business he thinks, as SHE arrives at the MALL to

,

,

, and guess what they have BOAT at the mall too

. He thinks all is well and stops to admire is handywork with his buds from the hood

and they all marvel at the love and care with which he has used in this endeavor

.
The SUV pulls up to the house and the unloading process begins, the boys quietly retreat to their respective humble abodes while Chris here begins the :kiss-ass-love:,

, :kiss-ass-love: process. All is well until she enters the kitchen to find the Liquid Plumber right where she left it. :104167739

:Kick_emot :crybabies: ensue. Now the hood is really entertained

. And decision time is here, hmmm sea trial the new toys or Home Depot

, a few more of these

and then this :Blow_Me2: comes to mind. So now it's off to HD for the Grinder Max 2000, she'll NEVER bug me with this shit again

. And another BOAT jumps on the Gold Card

.
Back to the casa to :kiss-ass-love: , and

while bumping his head on the pipes. She hears the loud noises from the sink and comes into the kitchen to thank him for his efforts

:Lets_do_i .
The End
Now tell me how many of you have live this little fairey tale???