CALLING GOTTAFLY

**Fred Archer** · Jun-10-2008, 11:46 PM

HEY GOTTAFLY! I HAVE LOOKED HIGH AND LOW AND CAN'T FIND THE MESSAGE YOU SENT ME. MY BAD, I'M SURE, BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ARE AFTER AND I'LL GET AFTER IT FOR YOU.

(WAHOO BARS...OH, MERCY!

**Fred Archer** · Jun-11-2008, 12:14 AM

SLAYING WAHOO, TUNA, DORADO AND MARLIN (AS NOTED IN THE CAPTIONS, THREE RELEASED THIS DAY). PHOTO COURTESY OF S FLEET, LA PAZ. DO THEY USE WAHOOBARS AND SPIDERS? HERE IS WHAT THEY CALL "THE ARSENAL" ON THEIR HATTERAS. DO THEY FISH 'EM OFF THE PANGAS? HERE'S CHRIS JONES WITH ONE OF MANY PANGA WAHOOBAR FANGBANGERS.

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT IF YOU WANT TO BE SURE THAT YOU'LL BE RUNNING WAHOOBARS OR SPIDERS DOWN THERE, YOU NEED TO BRING THEM. THE BOYS, ESPECIALLY THE PANGEROS, AREN'T CRAZY ABOUT RISKING THEIRS ON ANYBODY ELSE'S TACKLE AND I DON'T BLAME THEM. AND NOT ALL CAN AFFORD THEM YET...THAT'S RIGHT, THEY BUY THEM. IN SPITE OF BEING THE "HUGE, WEALTHY TACKLE MANUFACTURING GAJILLIONAIRE" THAT SOME THINK THAT I AM, I CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM AWAY. IF I COULD, THEY WUULD SURE GO THERE AND A FEW OTHER PLACES. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT, THOUGH, IF YOU FISH WITH ANYONE IN THE BAJA OR ON THE MAINLAND WHO IS RUNNING MY STUFF, THEY HAVE THOUGHT ENOUGH OF IT TO BUY IT. SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING.

AND THEY FIT IN A SHAVING KIT.

gottaflylee · Jun-11-2008, 03:33 AM

Thanks Fred, resinding it today. Hah not seen you post in a while and was worried you were not feeling well.
Cappy. Lee
East coast won't know what hit them before its over...

**Fred Archer** · Jun-11-2008, 09:19 AM

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY, LEE. SOME PEOPLE LIVE IN FEAR OF CHANGE. OTHERS EMBRACE IT AND REVEL IN BEING A PIONEER. NOTHING IN FISHING WOULD EVER CHANGE IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE PIONEERS AND LEMME TELL YA, SON, IT AIN'T AN EASY THING TO BE, AND I HAVE THE BATTLE SCARS AND SCRUFTY NON-FAN CLUB TO PROVE IT!

THERE IS FUN IN THAT TOO. WATCHING THEM SQUIRM AND FREAK AND JUMP AROUND AND STUTTER AND TRY TO THINK OF REALLY SHITTY STUFF TO SAY IS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS POKIN' A BIG, OLD, BLACK SWAMP COTTONMOUTH WITH A LONG STICK AND WATCHING HIM HAVE A SHITFIT AND SOMETIMES EVEN BITE HIMSELF AS HE DOES!

THEN, WHEN YOU GET TIRED OF MESSIN' WITH HIS UGLY ASS, YOU WHACK HIM AND TOSS HIM IN THE GARBAGE!

WAHOOBARS...OH, MERCY! YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE 'EM!!!! BUT YOU DANG WELL BETTER FESS UP AND ADMIT WHAT YOU'RE CATCHIN' 'EM ON, CAPPY! MOST WON'T BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY, WITH THAT ONE PAL OF OURS BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND YELLING, "NO! NO! NO! BALLYHOO, BALLYHOO, BALLYHOO...WAAAHHHH!!!!" AND THAT OTHER ONE, YOU KNOW WHO, SAYING, "AH, I BEEN USING 'EM FOR YEARS. INVENTED 'EM MYSELF BACK IN...."

I HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE. IF IT'S A GREAT PRODUCT, AND THIS, THE MARLINBARS, SPIDERS AND RUCKUS RAISERS ARE, EVEN THE MASTERS OF REPETITION AND LOUD DENIAL OF ANYTHING NEW SHOUTERS CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK.

WHOA! WATCH OUT FOR THAT COTTONMOUTH!

POKE.

WHACK!