Boat Grounded

[Kurt]

Originally Posted by Fishpuppet2

Some people have a foot fetish, Some people have a Flare fetish

A CGA_volunteer drives up to a boater and says to the boater: "Excuse me, have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "No, sorry. We haven't."
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "I said no."
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "No."
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "Nope."
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "I've told you four times already - no!"
The CGA_volunteer says: "But have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "No flares."
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "I said no." The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "For the last time, no!"
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"
The boater says: "OK, here's the deal - you ask me that once more, I'm going to nail your fucking mouth to the transom."
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any nails?"
The boater says: "No."
The CGA_volunteer says: "Have you got any flares?"